“That One”

October 8, 2008

Slurring “The One” as “That One.” It’s Unforgivable!

Senator McCain forgot himself last night at the debate and slurred the divinity of “The One” as That One.”Certainly the mere mortal McCain has pled forgiveness by now for such blasphemy against “The One.” John McCain found himself debating a Supreme Being come to Earth to save us all, “The One,” known by the names Barack Hussein Obama, Barack Obama, “The Kenyan,” President Obama, or just plain Barack. Please, Senator McCain, do not disrespect the divinity of such an Exalted Being and Gift to Mankind; do not refer to Him as That One.” Please remember, Supreme Beings have feelings too.

It shall be known that
In 2008 the world will be blessed.
They will call him THE ONE…
And he has anointed himself,
Ready to carry the burden of the world.
To quote Barack:
We are the ONES we’ve been waiting for.”
“I have become a symbol of America
returning to our best traditions.”

He can do no wrong…
Can you see the light?
And, the world shall receive his blessings.

John McCain says “The Devil made him do it.” Watch the video – he does look possessed. Go John Go. You know who voted for it? You might never know. That one.”


The Second Coming

September 11, 2008

VOTE DEMOCRAT – JESUS FOR PRESIDENT!

Coming hot on the heels of the Democrats’ successful “Lipstick on a Pig” mantra which has won them virtually 99% of America’s women’s vote, they are now brilliantly going after the Christian vote with a new mantra. Yesterday at 10:22 am on Capitol Hill Representative Steve Cohen (D-TN) repeated the Democrat’s talking points for the umpteenth time. They want us to understand that Barack Obama was a community organizer … just like Jesus Christ, and Sarah Palin is a governor, … just like … Pontius Pilate.

This new mantra shows the world how Democrats always bring up religion when it suits their politics, but if anyone else in the political arena mentions the name of God, Democrats start shouting about separation of Church and State. 

Why compare Sarah Palin to Pontius Pilate? Pontius Pilate actually put Jesus to death. Is this why the Democrats are trying to crucify “Governor” Palin? Do they believe she is out to destroy their Jesus whom they call “The One” – Barack Obama? What other explanation is there for this new mantra?

And how many Christian votes will the Democrats win for comparing Barack Obama to Jesus Christ, even when done from Capital Hill?


Kerfuffles ’08

August 30, 2008

BORN ON THE INTERNET!
And Coming Up From Behind.” This presidential candidate is wholeheartedly endorsed by Kerfuffles.

Vodpod videos no longer available.

A Nation Healed! A World Repaired! We are “The One” We’ve been waiting for.

A light will shine down … you will experience an epiphany and you will say to yourself, “I have to vote for Kerfuffles.”

I have become a symbol of America returning to Her best traditions.

This was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal.

A leader that God has blessed us with at this time.” ~~Nancy Pelosi

KERFUFFLES – She is “THE ONE” and She is ready to lead.

more about “Kerfuffles for President“, posted with vodpod

Joe Biden – One Year Later

August 23, 2008

Who ya gonna believe – Joe Biden then, or Joe Biden now?

“… I am not running for vice president. I would — I would not accept it if anyone offered it to me. The fact of the matter is I would much prefer to stay as the chairman of the foreign relations committee then vice-president.” From Fox News, “Do You Remember This?”

Senator Joe Biden said that he would NOT accept VP if “anyone” offered it to him. Well, it wasn’t “anyone” – it was “THE ONE.” He couldn’t refuse! Could You?