Obama’s 194 Promises

June 27, 2009

194 Things Obama Intends To Accomplish As President

During the campaign, Barack Obama promised many things to the America voters, and since even before the inauguration he has been working furiously to accomplish them. Of course, we all remember his Marxist promise to Joe the Plumber in 2008, when he said: “I think when you spread the wealth around, it’s good for everybody.”  President Obama has already made good headway on accomplishing that particular goal.

On 22 November 2008, a blogger listed the “194 Things Barack Intends To Do As President. He abstracted these promises, as he says, “verbatim from Obama position papers.” The blogger said that these intentions of Barack Obama had been consistent throughout his presidential campaign and were not only “sensible,” but “achievable.” He continued: “All that is required is a smart executive, a stellar team and robust grass roots support for change,” which we know well that Barack Obama possesses in spades.

So, how’s that “smart executive” Obama doing on fulfilling his 194 goals in four years? Let’s see … that’s 48 1/2 goals per year, which comes to four per month. Obama has now been in office for five months, which means that he should have about twenty of these goals already accomplished, or else he stands little chance of succeeding in this lofty mission that he promised if  American voters elected him.

Which twenty of these lofty, if not worthwhile, goals has Barack Obama already accomplished, pray tell? I’ve read much of the list, and I cannot find even one success. Can you?

 “194 Things Barack Intends To Do As President.”


Obama, He’s NO Caroline Kennedy “You Know”

January 23, 2009

Obama Speaks – But He’s NO Caroline Kennedy! He’s worse! But no one’s brave enough to tell him!

It is one good thing for Barack Obama that he was not born a woman like “You Know” Caroline Kennedy. He would be burnt toast, “You Know.”  Obama would never have survived the vetting to be appointed a Senator, much less become the President of the United States of America, “You Know.” Three “Uhs” and Four “You Knows” in just fourteen seconds sets a world record that even Ms. Kennedy has never beaten. It must be their uppercrusted Harvard University education, that most of the rest of us lack.

WOW! We got us such an articulate “UH” President, who would ever “UH” ‘misunderestimate’ him, “You Know?”

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 Barack Obama to the Press: “Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies, ‘UH’ … ‘You Know.'”