McCain – Not White Enough

June 8, 2008

To the progressives who yearn to lead our nation, Barack Obama, son of a white mother, is plenty black enough to be president of these United States, but, unbelievably, John McCain is just not white enough.

I am speaking of Progressives’ disgust of McCain’s teeth of course. Markos Moulitsas, the author, creator, writer, etcetera of the Progressives’ “Daily Kos” has himself written that John McCain is not worthy of becoming president because of the unseemliness of his teeth. Not only are John McCain’s teeth showing their age of seventy years, but they are too gruesome a reminder to the Daily Kossacks that those same McCain teeth spent years in a Vietnam torture prison being cracked and punched whilst he was defending future little Kossacks’ freedom of speech.

Daily Kos” Mocks McCain’s Teeth.

This mocking of McCain’s teeth by Markos Moulitsas, powerful Democrat leader and big supporter of the progressive Barack Obama, was even too despicable for many of his own Daily Kossack followers. Imagine that, if you can!  “‘Daily Kos’ Mocks John McCain’s Teeth”

Of course, as usual the majority of the “kind and klassy” Kossacks gleefully joined with Moulitsas, and even added more belittling comments of John McCain’s 70-year-old appearance, such as his cancer-prone skin. From DarthStar comes this: “If you think McCain’s teeth are bad, take a look under his skin… Once in a while you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.” Another mocked John McCain for the wearing of sunglasses, which had been ordered by his physician.

Why do the Kossacks stoop so low as to criticise a candidate’s natural appearance? It could be their way of reminding voters that John McCain is seventy years old. However, the real reason they mock his imperfect teeth is that they remind Kossacks and Progressives of the military sacrifice John McCain made for his country many years ago when he was in youth’s prime and fighting for freedom in a far off land. They mock John McCain for his military service, just as they mock today’s young warriors fighting to preserve the right of Kossacks and Progressives to continue living free. I feel nothing over the death of mercenaries wrote Progressive Markos Moulitsas about Americans serving in Iraq.

Even worse, by criticising John McCain’s teeth as being unacceptable for a President they are also condeming America and its heritage. The greatest president that this country has ever known had terrible teeth. Without George Washington and his gruesome wooden teeth, there would be no America as we know it today, and that would be jolly good as far as Markos Moulitsas, his Kossacks and Progressives see it. They want Barack Obama – the “CHANGE” candidate to “change” the United States into a “progressive” Kossackland.

Message from Markos Moulitsas and the Kossacks to George Washington, John McCain and your battle-scarred ILK: You are not good enough to lead our nation, because you were warriors.”