What This Country Needs —

January 3, 2008

It’s Not a Five Cent Cigar!

According to the Republicans of Iowa, what this country needs is a Pope – President, and Mike Huckabee is their choice. Pope – President Huckabee promises to righteously rule the soon to be Theocracy of the United States of America, where he will fearlessly separate the Christians from the non-Christians, and never the twain shall meet. Fall in line children, and give up your worshipping of false gods, or else reap the wrath of the true God of the Pope – President.

Praise the Lord for the Good Republicans of Iowa Who Self-Righteously Know What Is Good For the Rest of the Nation.

Who’s the Brother of Satan?

December 13, 2007

This just in – the most Reverend Mike Huckabee has been proved to be  not only the most bigoted Presidential candidate ever in the history of American politics, but his bigotry DNA markers have shown conclusively that he is none other than the “BROTHER of SATAN.”

For someone who claims “I really don’t know much about it,” Mike Huckabee certainly has no compunctions against slurring the Mormon faith in his political pronouncements. But it’s okay, as America’s “true” Christian leader, he immediately apologizes afterwards: “I would never try, ever, to try to somehow pick out some point of your faith and make it, you know, an issue.”

Sure you wouldn’t Mike, however your slurs upon another candidate’s faith are so loud in our ears that we cannot hear any of your pontifical preachings to the contrary. It’s all okay, I guess, as he receives Mitt Romney’s non-Christian forgiveness. For proof of the bigotry of Huckabee see Kerfuffles: “Mike Huckabee – Religious Bigot.”

Huckabee questions tenet of Romney’s Mormon faith
Reuters – 9 hours ago

WASHINGTON, Dec 12 (Reuters Life!) – Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee … questioned whether Mormons believe “Jesus and the devil are brothers.” Huckabee raised the question on his own in an interview to appear in The New York Times magazine on Sunday ….

Huckabee was asked if he considered Mormonism a cult or a religion. “I think it’s a religion,” he said in the interview, published on the newspaper’s Web site on Wednesday. “I really don’t know much about it.”

Then he asked: “Don’t Mormons believe that Jesus and the devil are brothers?

After a debate in Iowa on Wednesday, Huckabee apologized for the comment … . “I went to Mitt Romney and apologized to him, because I said, I would never try, ever, to try to somehow pick out some point of your faith and make it, you know, an issue,” he said on CNN.

Mike Huckabee is accused of cheap shot on religion as Republican Times Online 

Huckabee apologizes to Romney, saying Mormonism doesn’t matter Atlanta Journal Constitution

Huckabee Apologizes For Mormon Remark CBS News

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Huckabee apologizes to Romney

Chicago Tribune, United States – 37 minutes ago
But it was Huckabee’s question about the relationship between the devil and Jesus Christ in an upcoming Sunday New York Times Magazine article that had Iowa voters rushing to support the most Reverend Mike “The Bigot” Huckabee.

Rivals fail to halt Huckabee Toronto Star

Front-runner Huckabee spared in Iowa debate Newsday

Republicans let high-flying Huckabee off the hook AFP

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