June 28, 2009
New Shocking News!
Michael Jackson’s White Children Were Not His Own!
OMG, Who Knew? The children’s mother reveals all. It was just too risky for any woman to give birth to a biological child of Michael Jackson, as the child could be born … “horrors of horrors” – BLACK. Michael was WHITE you know, so that would be a disgrace for any child of his to be born BLACK! After-all, not only was Michael Jackson WHITE, but all of his wives were WHITE!
Meanwhile, America’s African American community is in deep morning over the loss of the music/dance icon who bridged the great American divide between Blacks and Whites by sacrificing his own skin color.
The Big Hollywood Scoop of the Day
Debbie Rowe’s Confession – Michael Jackson NOT the Father
United States House of Representatives Gives Tribute to Michael Jackson
June 26, 2009
Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. Called for A Moment of Crotch-grabbing in Tribute to Michael Jackson.
Today, the United States House of Representatives violated the Constitutional prohibition on mingling religion with government, by giving thanks to God for newly deceased pop star, Michael Jackson, whom Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. of Illinois said not only “changed the world,” but changed himself from a Black man into a White … uh, um, ah, something or other. The Congressman requested all members to stand and offer a “moment of crotch-grabbing” in the House this morning as a tribute to Michael Jackson for establishing his Neverland Ranch as a place of refuge and love for young boys of all races and creeds, and for proving to those Americans born Black that they do not have to accept their fate, but can metamorphasize themselves into White folk and be proud.
The Video: Rep. Jesse Jackson Thanks God for Michael Jackson
When asked to explain why the United States Congress does not publicly give thanks to God on the floor of the House chamber for American soldiers who sacrifice their lives in battle for their fellow countrymen, Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. asked if any of them were celebrated as the World’s Greatest Musician of all time; greater than Bach, Beethoven and even Elvis. Congressman Jackson continued: “As fine as our warriors are, none of them has yet been able to fight in battle wearing a sequined glove upon one hand, much less moon-walk while carrying arms into battle.”
UPDATE: A Congressional Resolution Honoring Michael Jackson!