Kansans Promote National Barack Obama Day.
“Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas any more.” Yes Dorothy, we’re not in Kansas, as there is no Kansas anymore. It has been blown away by the Obama Tornado.
In Topeka, “Yes We Can Land” (formerly Kansas) an historic movement is underway to promote Barack Obama Day as a national holiday. For twelve hours, every Tuesday at a downtown McDonald’s Restaurant, “Yes We Can” rallies will be held until the goal of securing a national holiday in Obama’s honor is secured. This is NOT a joke as I read it today in The Topeka Capital-Journal and World Net Daily.
Early on Inauguration morning, January 20, 2009, a special Obama Mass will be celebrated at the McDonald’s Restaurant of downtown Topeka. Obama Cake will be offered to worshipers as a symbolic remembrance of the Holy Host of Our Lord Barack, who is so great, even He worships Himself. Cherry Kool-Aid will be drunk by the faithful from an old McDonald’s silver chalice in remembrance of His Holy Blood that was never shed for anyone. All Obama Nation workers will be guaranteed to have the day free to offer obeisance and honor to our Lord and Master, the First Black President.
What’s Obama Cake, you ask? Here’s a SlideShow from Flickr of Hundreds. Take Your Pick!
UPDATE: It is not just Kansas, that is no longer Kansas, Toto. “The Washington Post” of Washington DC has proclaimed that on Inauguration Day, Barack Obama will become the FIRST Pastor in Chief of Spirituality. What happened to the liberals’ beloved “separation of church and state?” That’s all out the window with the advent of the Cult of Obama. Just don’t try any of that God or Jesus stuff any more – as that’s “so yesterday.”