David Letterman’s Apology

The Apology of a Real Misogynist and a Probable Sexual Pervert

I would never even contemplate a joke about your 14-year-old daughter getting knocked up by a 35-year-old athlete, as that would be rape of course. I was joking about your 18-year-old daughter getting knocked up, and that is okay as that is not rape, but just plain old promiscuous sex that all girls are wild for.

It’s okay America, because the Real Misogynist and Probable Sexual Pervert has a national television show on CBS and the following advertisers who obviously support his pernicious and bigoted views of women and children.

• The Olive Garden
• Mars M&M Candy
• Kellogg’s
• Hellmann’s Mayonnaise
• eBay
• Intel
• Lexus
• TV.Com
• On the Border Restaurants
• CBSsports.com
• JohnFreida.com
• DiTech
• Earn My Degree
• True Credit by Trans Union
• Bowflex

(List from HillBuzz.org)

Why is David Letterman a “probable sexual pervert?”

Because any man who would make jokes about a fourteen-year-old girl or an eighteen-year-old girl getting “knocked-up” by a thirty-something athlete is just that — a pervert, in my opinion. The same goes for any man who would make jokes about young girls being prostitutes. It is not funny; it is unforgivable. But I guess if you are not a women, you just would not understand how hurtful are David Letterman’s jokes about Child Rape and his vulgar humiliations of women as “slutty” and “knocked up.”

Know any good woman-hating, or child rape jokes? Sell them online to David Letterman of CBS. He is paying $100 a pop. Go for it!

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