The UFO Wing of Democrats

October 30, 2007

The Dems Debate War, UFOs and the Federal Government’s Conspiracy against UFOs 

He is one honest man. He is a man of courage. And yes, although it is difficult to believe, he is a presidential politician. He believes in UFOs because he has seen one, and he is not afraid to admit it. While Hillary Clinton was speaking double-talk about one political issue after another, Dennis Kucinich never waffled and stood firm. When asked, he did not deny what he had seen. Whether you believe in UFOs or don’t believe in them, or whether you are an agnostic on the matter as Barrack Obama claimed to be, you have got to believe in Dennis Kucinich as the most honest Democrat of the gaggle.

Why the governor of Roswell, New Mexico immediately afterwards came on TV with Chris Matthews and sided with Congressman Kucinich, only his shrink knows for sure. Although Governor Richardson has never seen a UFO himself, he claimed that was only because of the massive federal government cover-up and conspiracy of the Bush regime to keep UFOs away from his New Mexico deserts.

WHOA – Katie. This is not your grandpa’s Democrat party. This is the Kucinich – Richardson UFO Wing. When Miss Hillary was asked by the media if one can now assume that Dennis Kucinich is nuts because he saw a UFO, the good lady Senator sharply replied: “of course not! Why assume he’s nuts because he thinks he saw a UFO, when there are so many other good reasons to think he’s nuts?”

And what does Dennis Kucinich think about President George W. Bush? Kucinich Thinks Bush Is The Real Whacko and Questions Bush’s Mental Health. HA!


Too Much Sleuthing Going On

October 17, 2007

Can there be such a thing as “too much” genealogical sleuthing? Apparently so from what I have been reading at CNN and Chicago’s Suntimes.com.

It has now been discovered that Barack Obama and George “W” Bush are 11th cousins. That is because, notwithstanding the incredible differences between their names, the two share the same great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandparents — Samuel Hinckley and Sarah Soole Hinckley of 17th century Massachusetts. Perhaps you do too. I do not, as none of my people ever set foot in Massachusetts, but I cannot say the same for my husband. Perhaps I will find that my children are relatives too. And believe it or not, Barack Obama is even kin to the first President Bush, the George Herbert Walker Bush.

However, it gets even more fantastic than those Busheys and Obama cousins. Mrs. Vice President, Lynn Cheney, is writing a book that covers the genealogy of her husband’s Cheney family and low and behold she discovered that Barack Obama is a cousin of her husband too. That is Vice President Dick Cheney and Obama are both descended from a Maryland Huguenot named Mareen Duvall, a 17th century immigrant from France.

Who knew that those two were French? All this time we’ve been thinking that Obama was African-American and Cheney a Cowboy-American. You know what that means all you Duvalls back there in Maryland? You’re related to them both; you cannot take sides.

Mareen and Susannah Duvall’s son married the granddaughter of another immigrant, Richard Cheney, who arrived in Maryland from England in the 1650s. The vice president, Richard B. Cheney, is a namesake of that long ago immigrant. Barack Obama is not, even though both men are direct descendants of the same Richard Cheney. Barack Obama himself was totally nonplussed when told of his newly found kinfolk on the other side of the political spectrum. “Every family has a black sheep,” said a spokesman for Obama, without explaining exactly what he meant.

And yes, President George W. Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney are also cousins, albeit from a totally different ancestor. This demonstrates what can happen when a person discovers all the ancestors that he had no idea were his forebears. They are others’ forebears too, and there is nothing one can do to change that.

Certainly Hillary Clinton is wise to that factoid. Already her minions are pushing the story of Obama’s “scandalous” genealogy, advertising that “a vote for Barrack is but a vote for his cousin Dick” whom he will surely appoint as Secretary of State as soon as he is elected president. 

The new campaign mantra of Mrs. President Bill Clinton: Vote for Hillary – she has no blood ties to the Bushes, to Cheney nor to HER choice for Secretary of State – Bill Clinton.