Greta Van Susteren

November 25, 2008

Today, on Facebook, I am breathing a sign of relief that I am already friends with Greta Van Susteren, as she has now reached the 5000 limit and can no longer add any more friends. She is my most interesting friend on Facebook, with apologies to all my other friends.

Last night I waited for Greta’s “On the Record” show to watch her investigative report on the latest news of missing Alabama teen, Natalee Holloway, and her erstwhile Aruba hunk companion, Joran Van der Sloot. Well, as the show comes on at 10 pm here, I saw only the first part and then fell asleep. That is why I am happy I am a friend of Greta’s at Facebook, and also a “fan” of Fox News at Facebook too. I went to Fox News at Facebook and was able to very easily watch the show’s video and others that I had missed.

So the latest story coming from “hunk” Joran Van der Sloot, is that he sold the young teen, Natalee Holloway, into white slavery for $10,000. What a great guy! How can girls and women resist him? This is only the third or fourth story explaining the disappearance of the young girl that he had met at an Aruban bar, Carlos and Charlies, and with his irresistible charm carried away from her American schoolmates one evening. It seems like the first story he told was that he last saw her when he dropped her off at her hotel, where she was immediately accosted by some “black guys” working there. Those “black guys” were immediately arrested on Joran’s word, but when the authorities found no evidence against them, they were released. The second story he told was that he abandoned Natalee in a drunken state, on the beach, as he had to be home to get ready for school the next day. Then there was the third story told by Joran Van der Sloot to a close friend, that while he was with the young girl, she suddenly went into convulsions and just died. So … Joran did the honorable “Aruban Guy” thing, and had a friend with a boat carry her body out to sea and dump her overboard. WHAT A GUY! Now comes this latest story about selling her to an Aruban man who wanted to buy a “blond girl” to take to Venezuela, even though Joran’s father advised Joran that “selling girls was a serious crime.”Joran’s father is a member of Aruba’s legal system, so apparently there are some laws in Aruba about some things.

Now, before you ask what happened to the $10,000 that great guy Joran received for selling a fellow human, he now claims that ALL of these stories he told about the missing Natalee are lies that he made up. Seems that when you have spent too much time in Holland indulging in “magic mushrooms,” marijuana, and other legal Dutch delicacies, you end up with an addled brain like has happened to the hunk, Van der Sloot.

What do the legal authorities on the island of Aruba think of all of this? They are NOT interested at all. Perhaps, that’s another legacy of those Dutch “magic mushrooms.” Think of that if you are planning a “fun” trip to Aruba. Obviously, there is NO legal protection available to you if you are an American, and a crime is committed against you while you are visiting Aruba.

Joran Van der Sloot’s New Story

Joran Van der Sloot Says He, Himself, Is A Liar