Chicago Boyz – Coming Soon

December 12, 2008

To a White House Near You!

The voters asked, and Chicago listened. America cannot wait for the change promised by Chicago’s Top Boy, Barack Obama. The brand new musical “Chicago Boyz” is destined to take the White House by storm. Politics in that once Southern town of Washington DC is about to experience “radical” change. It’s “Chicago Boyz” starring President-elect Barack Obama, his dancing Chief-of-Staff, Rahm Emanuel and the rest of the gang of side steppers.

The voters voted for “Chicago Boyz!” The voters voted for the Winds of Chicago’s change. The voters can hardly wait for the other shoe to drop and the excitement to begin. They want something to take their minds off the miserable economy, the War on Terror, and the imminent threat of being blown up by Islamists. Bring on the delusion of fun and games; bring on the new mid-western morality of the “Chicago Boyz.”

This is NOT New York City; this is NOT “The Sopranos,” implies “The New Yorker.” And, this is NOT beanbag! It is Chicago Boyz’s own political machine come to Washington – to stay and play, and to “Pay to Play!” It’s the Chicago Boyz Way!

Sit back and enjoy the songs and dancing of Chicago Boy Governor Blago as he audaciously struts his stuff. Watch the fiery antics of  Jeremiah “The Bullfrog” Wright, minister to Chicago’s “Christian” Chicago Boyz, as he calls upon God from his own pulpit, to damn America. See Senator Wannabees explaining how they go about buying a United States Senate seat in “Chicago Boyz.” Listen to Congressman Jesse Jackson explain how he did nothing wrong and is guiltless. Hear a Chicago Boyz father, the very Reverend Jesse Jackson, tell how he would never attempt to shake-down a Chicago politican for financial gain, much less political advantage for his own son. Hear the warblings of Tony Rezko, bagman to Chicago’s top Chicago Boyz, as he “sings like a bird” his favorite song of “Chicago, Chicago,” his hometown:

Chicago, Chicago
That toddlin’ town
Chicago, Chicago
I’ll show you around, I love it
Bet your bottom dollar
You’ll lose the blues
In Chicago, Chicago
The town that Billy Sunday
Could not shut down
On State Street, that great street
I just wanna say
They do thing’s
They don’t do on Broadway, say
They have the time
The time or their life
I saw a man
He danced with his wife
In Chicago, Chicago, my home town

Office of the President-Elect, originally uploaded by Jules°.


The Audacity of Chicago Boyz

December 10, 2008

Governor Sarah Palin thought she was one smart cookie when she put Alaska’s state airplane up for sale on eBay. Well, Ms. Palin could learn a bit of that Chicago audacity from Chicago’s own Chicago Boy governor, Rod Blagojevich. He put the Senate seat of Barack Obama up for sale to the highest bidder, or so federal prosecutors claim. (Chuckle – It actually made it to eBay, even though it has now been removed.)

If Governor Blagojevich had the “audacity” to sell Barack Obama’s vacant Illinois senate seat, how much do you suppose that “Congressman” Rod Blagojevich was able to fetch for his very own U.S. Congressional seat? Do you suppose any of the mainstream reporters will ask Blagojevich that question? Or will they ask Obama’s Chief of Staff, Chicago Boy Rahm Emanuel who held the Congressional seat after Blagojevich?

Of course, we have to remember that this is America, and in America, all crooks are innocent until proven guilty by a lowly paid government attorney. In addition, in Illinois machine politics, Cook County crooks are always innocent. All of those “bleepin'” audio snippets you are hearing from Blagojevich and his lovely wife, are not really evidence against Blagojevich, as he was innocently writing a new screen play for HBO entitled “The Chicago Boyz,” which is destined to rival “The Sopranos.” That audio you are hearing was stolen from the Blagojevich home when those jack-booted Federales invaded and confiscated the dictated manuscript of budding novelist Rod Blagojevich.

Audacity of Hope’s Halo Tarnished


Senate Seat For Sale on Ebay

December 9, 2008

It’s Barack Obama’s Senate Seat, For Sale on Ebay! Remember what Governor Rod Blagojevich himself said. “It’s a (bleeping) valuable thing. You just don’t give it away for nothing.”

Flickr Photograph

Ebay is the fairest way to sell Obama’s Senate Seat! Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich can no longer sell it as he’s now in the slammer. Obama’s kids are not old enough to inherit it and Obama’s wife will be too busy acting as First Lady to take it. The rest of Obama’s relatives are not even American citizens, so cannot qualify to serve in the Senate without Congressional intervention. What else is there to do with the Illinois Senate Seat? Elections are just too risky and unpredictable, these days, even with A.C.O.R.N. and other community organizers doing their part.

Obama’s Senate Seat at Ebay

It’s just a Chicago politics thing. Be grateful we don’t have that corrupt Chicago political machine running Washington.

The image, Obama’s Senate Seat, is subject to copyright by barneykin. It is posted here with permission via the Flickr API by barneykin.

 


Obama Speak

December 1, 2008

“I, me, I, my, I, me, my, I, me, me, me.”
And if you notice my speech you are a bigot! Not only are you a hurtful bigot, but you are petty besides! Bill Clinton used almost as many “I, me, I, my, I, me, my, I, me, me, me’s” in his speech, and you loved it; couldn’t get enough of it. Give me a break why doncha? Narcissists have feelings too.

So what that you are not a narcissist. I am, so get used to it! You should show a bit of compassion towards those who are narcissists, such as “me, me, me, me,” President-Elect Barack Obama. Narcissists cannot help themselves from being narcissists, so attacking me for being narcissistic is a form of bigotry.

“Ah, ah, ah, um, um, ah, a, a, a, um” why cannot I say three “Ah, ah, ah, um, um, ah, a, a, a, um” words without an “ah” between them? Somehow, it is your fault, America. Get used to it. Afterall, I’m a Harvard-educated lawyer and you are not. I’m the King and you are not!

Barack Obama UH Count – The Video

ITALY OBAMA ELECTION REAX, originally uploaded by rickdunham.

Obama Hood

November 19, 2008
Flickr Photograph

He’s from SureWould Forest and he wants to “Spread the wealth around.”

The image, Socialism (just photoshoped, original picture not mine), is subject to copyright by Despierta Israel. It is posted here with permission via the Flickr API by barneykin.


An Obama Nation Hero

November 15, 2008

”I don’t regret setting bombs,” Bill Ayers said. ”I feel we didn’t do enough. ~~The New York Times

Before the Obama Nation officially begins we have Hero Number One, family friend of President Elect Barack Obama, William “Billy” Ayers, being celebrated on Good Morning America. Old America considered William Ayers of the Weatherman Underground as a terrorist, but today, in the soon to be Obama Nation, the word “terrorist” has a new meaning. In the updated afterword to his 2001 memoir, “Fugitive Days,” it was the celebrated Weatherman terrorist turned college professor himself who described the Barack Obamas as “family friends,” according to The Boston Herald newspaper.

The Video of America’s New Hero

Terrorists are now those American soldiers sent off to war to fight communism during the Viet Nam War era. They were terrorists because they actually targeted communists with their bombs. Billy Ayers and the other good guys of the Weatherman Underground were Saints as they were trying to bomb the real terrorists, the American government and American soldiers who were trying to stop communists. William Ayers and his group were not trying to kill anyone, just bomb them. The fact that people actually died from Billy Ayers’ friends’ bombs, such as these American policemen, was unintentional, hence Barack Obama’s family friend, Bill Ayers, is not a terrorist.

“Terrorists terrorize, they kill innocent civilians, while we organized and agitated. Terrorists destroy randomly, while our actions bore, we hoped, the precise stamp of a cut diamond. Terrorists intimidate, while we aimed only to educate.” ~~Bill Ayers in his book “Fugitive Days,” according to Allahpundit at Hot Air

Billy Ayers is not a terrorist because he has been entrusted with the teaching and indoctrination of the children of America. Advice to young people from Ayers: “Kill all the rich people. Break up their cars and apartments. Bring the revolution home, kill your parents, that’s where it’s really at.” Bill Ayers is not a terrorist as he is a celebrated hero of America’s mainstream media. Bill Ayers is not a terrorist because he is a friend of Barack Obama, and anyone connected to Obama is next to God.

Obama Nation Morality – When you disagree with a group in America, bomb the hell out of them, just don’t target any civilians. You will be rewarded with a college professorship, people will buy your books as you taut your righteousness, and America will celebrate your dedication and service to your cause.

Fact Checker to Obama Nation – What about bombing Abortion Clinics? Is that now a good thing? After all, those bombers were not targeting any civilians. They were in fact trying to save the lives of innocents from being aborted. Are Abortion Clinic bombers now heroes in the new Obama Nation? Will the Obama Nation’s logic in redefining “TERRORISM” and “TERRORIST” apply also to America’s other terrorists?

Bill Ayers, Weather Underground Achievement of 1981 – Murdered New York Policemen (Barack Obama could have known nothing of this accomplishment as Obama was only 20 years old at the time, as he reminds us.)

Sergeant Edward O’Grady and Officer Waverly Brown were shot and killed by heavily armed members of a domestic terrorist group, the Weather Underground, who had just robbed a bank and were attempting to escape. The suspects had just murdered an armored car guard and wounded two other guards before loading themselves into the back of a rental truck to be driven away by accomplices. The truck was stopped at a roadblock manned by several Nyack officers.

Sergeant O’Grady was a Vietnam War veteran. He was survived by his wife and three children.

The Weather Underground was also connected to the Black Liberation Army, which was responsible for the murders of at least one dozen other police officers throughout the country. The Weather Underground is believed responsible for the unsolved bombing murder of San Francisco, California, Police Department Sergeant Brian McDonnell on February 16, 1970.

The Black Liberation Army was a violent, radical group that attempted to fight for independence from the United States government in the late 1960’s and early 1970’s. The BLA was responsible for the murders of more than 10 police officers around the country. They were also responsible for violent attacks around the country that left many police officers wounded.

Terrorizing the Terrorist


Detroit to Taxpayers – Cough Up!

November 14, 2008

America – Send $25 Billion So the UAW Can Fix Our Flat Tire

For these last decades the automobile workers’ union demanded the highest wages, the best health care benefits, and the most rewarding pensions in the country for their members. However, there was little concern about the quality nor the kind of automobiles the union’s workers were building. Now that the Goose that was laying the Golden Eggs has been become emaciated, guess who is being called upon to feed the beastie? The American taxpayer! The Big Three, the UAW Union, and the Michigan Delegation to Washington and all their lobbyists blame you, the American taxpayer for this revolting development.

You greedy and unpatriotic Americans refused to purchase our automobiles. You went out and bought cars from Southern States and Foreign Countries that were manufacturing vehicles without Union help. It is 100% your fault Taxpayer, that our great Detroit is facing bankruptcy. It is fair and just that you bail us out so that we can continue with our health care that is better than yours, our pensions that are more generous than yours and our phenomenal wages.

New York Times columnist Thomas Friedman wrote: The blame for this travesty not only belongs to the auto executives, but must be shared equally with the entire Michigan delegation in the House and Senate, virtually all of whom, year after year, voted however the Detroit automakers and unions instructed them to vote. That shielded General Motors, Ford and Chrysler from environmental concerns, mileage concerns and the full impact of global competition that could have forced Detroit to adapt long ago.

Our supposedly capitalist President Bush has already sent $25 billion of the taxpayer’s money to Detroit. Apparently the Michigan lawmakers were insulted by that paltry amount, as Senator Debbie Stabenow said “It seemed like a lot when we first started pushing this. Suddenly, it seems so small.” Now Detroit’s UAW needs another $25 billion but the Democrats cannot get their hands on the loot without Republican votes. Those mean and greedy Republicans are not buying into Obama’s “Spread The Wealth” program. Besides, they know as soon as they vote YES, they will be totally 100% blamed for all that goes wrong, as usual. However, come January, that will change as the incoming Congress and Administration will be all Democats all the time – forever and ever. The “Washington Big Three” will be 100% in charge and can garner 100% of the credit for everything they do.

Still, you have to wonder – why are Michigan Democrat solons screaming that there will be no industry left in America to build tanks and war machinery? Hello Democrats? Aren’t you the anti-war political party? Didn’t we just vote to end wars forever? No more wars need no more tanks!


MSNBC – Worst Corrupt Media in the World

November 13, 2008

Have you ever wondered where the “investigative” journalists of MSNBC, like David Shuster, do their research for the tales they tell against Republicans, conservatives and the Bush Administration? Corrupt mainstream journalists like Shuster do their research in the very same places as do the investigative journalists of “Slate Magazine,” “Mother Jones Magazine” and “The Los Angeles Times.” The blogosphere! Only problem, instead of reading real blogs like this one, Kerfuffles and Flourishes, the corrupt news reporters read blogs that do not really exist. That makes it very easy for them to get the latest corrupt news they are looking for, instead of having to wade through the truth.

MSNBC retracts false Palin story; others duped:
David Shuster, an anchor for the cable news network, said on air Monday that Martin Eisenstadt, a McCain policy adviser, had come forth and identified himself as the source of a Fox News Channel story saying Palin had mistakenly believed Africa was a country instead of a continent.

Eisenstadt identifies himself on a blog as a senior fellow at the Harding Institute for Freedom and Democracy. Yet neither he nor the institute exist; each is part of a hoax dreamed up by a filmmaker named Eitan Gorlin and his partner, Dan Mirvish, the New York Times reported Wednesday.

Eisenstadt’s “work” had been quoted and debunked before. The Huffington Post said it had cited Eisenstadt in July on a story regarding the Hilton family and McCain.

Among the other victims were political blogs for the Los Angeles Times and The New Republic, each of which referenced false material from Eisenstadt’s blog.

And in July, Jonathan Stein of Mother Jones magazine blogged an item about Eisenstadt speaking on Iraqi television about a casino in Baghdad’s “Green Zone.”

Eitan Gorlin and his partner Dan Mirvish have really stepped into the deep doo-doo. You don’t mess around with the likes of Corrupt MSNBC and expect NOT to be awarded MSNBC’s Badge of Courage – “Today’s Worst People in the World” Award when Keith Olbermann slithers from under his mossy rock to do his Lunatic Fringe Show tonight.

“The Washington Post” must be feeling left out that they were not dupped by the Gorlin/Mirvish Team. Today WaPo has unleashed Howard Kurtz to label Sarah Palin a liar for claiming that the media attacked her family telling viscious lies about her teenage daughter regarding the birth of the Palin’s Down Syndrome baby (The Washington Post). Hello Howard? “The Atlantic Magazine” and NPR are not the media? Howard? Don’t you remember that it was you Howard Kurtz, according to patterico.com, who “demanded” that the McCain Campaign release the medical records of Sarah Palin’s pregnancy to “disprove” the vicious lies made up by the blog Daily Kos? UNBELIEVABLE! Just wondering; did Howard Kurtz ever “demand” to see medical records or even the birth certificate of the person running for President of the United States?

See America’s corrupt media in full battle mode as “The Atlantic Magazine” Attacks a Teenage Child for the “Sins” of Her Mother.


WAPO’s Star Reporter

November 12, 2008

Here we go again. The Washington Post has spent the last year or so beatifying Barack Obama the candidate. Come Inauguration Day in January, Obama will be proclaimed as the long awaited promised Messiah, as Louis Farrakhan has prophesied. Journalist Dana Milbank, of WaPo, along with his MSNBC co-journalists Chris Matthews and Keith Olbermann, were instrumental in elevating Obama to this position of heavenly glory. Now Dana Milbank has proclaimed that Obama’s Transitional Chief of Transistions, John Podesta, is no ordinary mortal, having already served under Clinton the Great. Milbank has now elevated John Podesta to the status of a Rock Star! Wonder what instrument he plays? Or does it matter?

“Washington’s It Guy: John Podesta” by Dana Milbank, The Washington Post’s Star Reporter.


We’re Not in Kansas Any More!

November 9, 2008

Kansans Promote National Barack Obama Day.

“Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas any more.”  Yes Dorothy, we’re not in Kansas, as there is no Kansas anymore. It has been blown away by the Obama Tornado.

In Topeka, “Yes We Can Land” (formerly Kansas) an historic movement is underway to promote Barack Obama Day as a national holiday. For twelve hours, every Tuesday at a downtown McDonald’s Restaurant, “Yes We Can” rallies will be held until the goal of securing a national holiday in Obama’s honor is secured. This is NOT a joke as I read it today in The Topeka Capital-Journal and World Net Daily.

Early on Inauguration morning, January 20, 2009, a special Obama Mass will be celebrated at the McDonald’s Restaurant of downtown Topeka. Obama Cake will be offered to worshipers as a symbolic remembrance of the Holy Host of Our Lord Barack, who is so great, even He worships Himself. Cherry Kool-Aid will be drunk by the faithful from an old McDonald’s silver chalice in remembrance of His Holy Blood that was never shed for anyone. All Obama Nation workers will be guaranteed to have the day free to offer obeisance and honor to our Lord and Master, the First Black President.

What’s Obama Cake, you ask? Here’s a SlideShow from Flickr of Hundreds. Take Your Pick!

Hat Tip to Michelle Malkin

UPDATE: It is not just Kansas, that is no longer Kansas, Toto. “The Washington Post” of Washington DC has proclaimed that on Inauguration Day, Barack Obama will become the FIRST Pastor in Chief of Spirituality. What happened to the liberals’ beloved “separation of church and state?” That’s all out the window with the advent of the Cult of Obama. Just don’t try any of that God or Jesus stuff any more – as that’s “so yesterday.”