U.S. House Honors Michael Jackson

June 26, 2009

Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. Called for A Moment of Crotch-grabbing in Tribute to Michael Jackson.

Today, the United States House of Representatives violated the Constitutional prohibition on mingling religion with government, by giving thanks to God for newly deceased pop star, Michael Jackson, whom Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. of Illinois said not only “changed the world,” but changed himself from a Black man into a White … uh, um, ah, something or other.  The Congressman requested all members to stand and offer a “moment of crotch-grabbing” in the House this morning as a tribute to Michael Jackson for establishing his Neverland Ranch as a place of refuge and love for young boys of all races and creeds, and for proving to those Americans born Black that they do not have to accept their fate, but can metamorphasize themselves into White folk and be proud.

The Video: Rep. Jesse Jackson Thanks God for Michael Jackson

When asked to explain why the United States Congress does not publicly give thanks to God on the floor of the House chamber for American soldiers who sacrifice their lives in battle for their fellow countrymen, Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. asked if any of them were celebrated as the World’s Greatest Musician of all time; greater than Bach, Beethoven and even Elvis. Congressman Jackson continued: “As fine as our warriors are, none of them has yet been able to fight in battle wearing a sequined glove upon one hand, much less moon-walk while carrying arms into battle.”

UPDATE: A Congressional Resolution Honoring Michael Jackson!


Bristol Palin’s Crime

June 13, 2009

Gives David Letterman License to Ridicule Her as a Slut and Whore.

Bristol Palin’s crime against society is not that she became pregnant and birthed a child out of wedlock. Bristol Palin’s crime against society is that she “CHOSE” to NOT abort her “inconvenient” baby.

Because, at the age of seventeen, she chose to forego the rite of Baptism by Abortion, the National Church of the Secular Left has deemed that Bristol Palin must live out the remainder of her earthly days under “American Sharia Law for Conservative Women,”  the law of the land for backward, uneducated girls and women who are too dumb to abort their unwanted or less-than-perfect babies. American Sharia Law decrees that she travel life’s road with the Scarlet “A” blazoned upon her chest which licenses  all lecherous late night comics such as David Letterman, their God-given rights to humiliate her night after night on national television, to fantasize about her being “knocked up” by athletes while her mother is looking on, as David Letterman described her fourteen-year-old sister, and to advertise her as a prostitute for whore-mongers like Elliot Spitzer, as David Letterman did.

American Sharia Law licenses to Liberal women their God-given right to applaud David Letterman and to themselves ridicule the teenager as “a joke,” as Joy Behar of “The View” explained. “I know, but they traipse the kid out as — she’s a walking punchline! They preach abstinence and then she gets knocked up. That’s the joke.” Responding to David Letterman’s rape jokes about a fourteen-year-old, Margaret Carlson informed MSNBC viewers that because Sarah Palin “paraded” her children on stage at the Republican Convention, they should be considered “fair game” for personal attacks. Ariana Huffington said the same thing, insinuating that Sarah Palin should have stayed home and hid her pregnant daughter from public view. That is American Sharia Law that ALL Conservative and Traditional women are subject to in this age of the National Church of Secular Liberalism.

Here is a prominent American media woman describing the children of a Conservative woman as deserving of David Letterman’s humiliating Rape and Prostitute Jokes!

Bristol Palin had another choice available, which almost all other American girls choose. Everyday, pregnant seventeen-year-olds make visits to abortion clinics to rid themselves of any evidence that they were ever “knocked-up,” as David Letterman so crudely describes it. By partaking of that Liberal Sacrament of Passage, those young women escape the horrors of American Sharia Law and are considered by the National Church of the Secular Left to be as pure and virginal as Mother Mary. They are granted the right to live in Liberal America without being labeled “sluts” and without  the sexual abuse and humiliations that American Sharia Law forces upon Traditional women who give birth as God intended. Those women who have been sanctified by the shedding of their own aborted child’s blood in the Rite of Abortion, may have promiscuous sex and pregnancies ad infinitum and never be degraded to wear the Scarlet A. It is the Blood Sacrament that almost all American men demand of their impregnated women. After all, it is the law of the State Church of  Secular Liberalism.

These non-sanctified girls are not Liberals, therefore they are not really women in the eyes of the Liberal ruling class who see them as some sort of lower caste creature that has earned the degradation of  American males. Perhaps, if they are lucky, America’s Secular Liberal Church will permit these Sharia-governed females to become Flight Attendants.** David Letterman has told us that American males consider these lower caste “slutty” working women who serve and protect the  traveling public, to be just one step above the caste of prostitutes. Who but a slut would want to perform such traditional and menial work in Liberal – Progressive America?

American Sharia Law also deems that ALL children of Conservative women stand unprotected against any chauvinistc verbal assaults or sexual abuse that any male pervert wants to commit against them. As cited above, this rule has been reinforced by prominent American spokeswomen, including journalists Margaret Carlson and Arianna Huffington, and television pundit Joy Behar. American Sharia law visits the sins of bad mothers upon their innocent children. Joy Behar and Margaret Carlson have explained this using “bad mother” Governor Sarah Palin as their example. Because Governor Palin abuses her children by traveling cross-country with them in tow, gives everyone, under American Sharia Law, the right to punish those children with any kind of attacks, even to label those children as “sluts” and “whores.” These women, Behar and Carlson, and others, have said that Governor Palin’s fourteen-year-old daughter deserves to be the target of degrading sexual insinuations by late night comics such as David Letterman and to be humiliated by all perverted men who wish them to be raped by a baseball player. And of course, such young girls should be considered prostitutes by David Letterman and any other man, as what other opportunities will Liberals ever allow these unaborted children from the wombs of bad mothers?

**Other working class women (known as ‘White Trash’ in Liberal Speak) who have been demeaned by David Letterman as looking like “slutty” Sarah Palin, have been “the waitress at the coffee shop who draws a little smiley face on your check;” models for LensCrafters; “…Sarah Palin … looks like the lady in the dental office who gives you the keys to the restroom. Sarah Palin looks like the weekend anchor on Channel 9. She looks like the hygienist who makes you feel guilty about not flossing. She looks like the relieved mom in a Tide commercial. She looks like the lady at the bakery who yells out, ’44! 44! 45!’ Sarah Palin looks like a real estate agent whose picture you see on the bus stop bench. Sarah Palin looks like the lady who has a chain of cupcake stores. Sarah Palin looks like the mayor of a small town that’s banned dancing.” David Letterman’s quotes about “slutty” American working women are from the ChicagoTribune.com.

Stop the Degradation of Young Women – Don’t Support Companies that Support Mysogyny


Women’s Hall of Shame Welcomes CBS

June 12, 2009

CBS has a Feedback Form online where they want you to tell them what you think. Go for it: Tell us what you think!

This is the comment I sent to CBS:

“Hall of Shame” Companies that support debasement of women and sexual perversion of children. CBS heads the list for its support of David Letterman and his woman-hating CBS show.

  • The Olive Garden
  • Mars M&M Candy
  • Kellogg’s
  • Hellmann’s Mayonnaise
  • eBay
  • Intel
  • Lexus
  • TV.Com
  • On the Border Restaurants
  • CBSsports.com
  • JohnFreida.com
  • DiTech
  • Earn My Degree
  • True Credit by Trans Union
  • Bowflex

Why are CBS and David Letterman’s Advertisers on the “Women’s Hall of Shame?” Because they are obviously anti-women and anti-children for their support of David Letterman’s late night TV show.

UPDATE: On Thursday night’s show David Letterman and his guest Denzel Washington proclaimed that joking about Barack Obama’s big ears would be out-of-line. Obviously, Letterman and CBS find that child rape jokes are funnier and more profitable for their advertisers.

Please don’t demand that CBS fire David Letterman. That would make things much worse for young girls in America. David Letterman’s audience of sexist drunks, crackheads, stoned potheads, and women-haters would have no appropriate late night entertainment and would then pose grave threats of rape and molestation for little girls.


David Letterman’s Apology

June 11, 2009

The Apology of a Real Misogynist and a Probable Sexual Pervert

I would never even contemplate a joke about your 14-year-old daughter getting knocked up by a 35-year-old athlete, as that would be rape of course. I was joking about your 18-year-old daughter getting knocked up, and that is okay as that is not rape, but just plain old promiscuous sex that all girls are wild for.

It’s okay America, because the Real Misogynist and Probable Sexual Pervert has a national television show on CBS and the following advertisers who obviously support his pernicious and bigoted views of women and children.

  • The Olive Garden
  • Mars M&M Candy
  • Kellogg’s
  • Hellmann’s Mayonnaise
  • eBay
  • Intel
  • Lexus
  • TV.Com
  • On the Border Restaurants
  • CBSsports.com
  • JohnFreida.com
  • DiTech
  • Earn My Degree
  • True Credit by Trans Union
  • Bowflex

(List from HillBuzz.org)

Why is David Letterman a “probable sexual pervert?”

Because any man who would make jokes about a fourteen-year-old girl or an eighteen-year-old girl getting “knocked-up” by a thirty-something athlete is just that — a pervert, in my opinion. The same goes for any man who would make jokes about young girls being prostitutes. It is not funny; it is unforgivable. But I guess if you are not a women, you just would not understand how hurtful are David Letterman’s jokes about Child Rape and his vulgar humiliations of women as “slutty” and “knocked up.”

Know any good woman-hating, or child rape jokes? Sell them online to David Letterman of CBS. He is paying $100 a pop. Go for it!


David Letterman’s Hatred of Sarah Palin

June 11, 2009

Poor Dave. Forced Into a Shotgun Marriage at His Advanced Age. What a Pity!

It was too, too sickening. Julia Roberts’ fawning and teasing 62-year-old David “The Lecher” Letterman on what had prompted America’s most celebrated woman-hater to tie the knot. “I don’t know if I can look you in the eye anymore…” she told him. “Last time I saw you, you were single and then I, like, hypnotized you in my white suit or something and you went off and married Regina.Oh, it was ME, ME, ME, Julia Roberts, who motivated old Dave to sneak out and secretly marry someone he had, for many, many years avoided marrying.

Well … Ms. Roberts, flatter yourself as you may, but YOU had nothing to do with David Letterman’s “shotgun” marriage. Neither did his bride, Regina Lasko, as she had tried and failed in the past to get him to the alter. It was Governor Sarah Palin who came gunning for him and FORCED him kicking and screaming to the alter. Dave was not a happy camper.

Since Sarah Palin appeared on the political scene, David LETTERMAN has been having a misogynist’s dream with ridiculing both her and her seventeen-year-old daughter for not aborting their “undesirable” babies, as any progressive Liberal woman would have done. He became especially obsessed with placing the Scarlet A upon the breast of Governor Palin’s young, underage daughter, whom David Lettermen lampooned as “knocked up.” Yes, you’ve got that right. David Letterman, a sixty-something third-rate comic labelling an underage girl as a slut for getting pregnant. As if the young girl did not already have enough problems, her pregnancy was the object of David Letterman’s vile lechery, night after night on national CBS television.

All the while that David Letterman was condemning Bristol Palin for getting pregnant, or “knocked-up” as was his usual description, he never once saw himself as he really was. He was never able to see his own reflection in a mirror, for if he had he would have seen that he was the superior “male” pot calling the slutty “female” kettle black. David Letterman had “knocked-up” one of his own employees six years prior, and she too refused to get an abortion. How about them apples? Poor Dave. He never once realized what a hypocrite he was until “friends” started pointing it out to him.

Not only his friends, but soon his enemies who were pro-women and supporters of Sarah Palin, began calling him a hypocrite for what he had been doing to the young Palin daughter. While Bristol Palin was condemned to wear the Scarlet A about her neck, lecherous David Letterman was getting lots of laughs from CBS’s audience of drunken and stoned twenty-year-old women-haters just by mentioning the Palin family.

So … one day, tired of being labeled a hypocrite, Old Dave sneaked off with his former “knocked-up” employee and her “out-of -wedlock” five-year-old child and had an official marriage ceremony performed. Looming over Old Dave with her moose-hunting shotgun to his head was Sarah Palin, the unofficial Maid of Honor. Later, David Letterman came to his senses and realized what had happened to him. After all these years of bachelorhood he had been forced into a marriage that he had never intended, to someone who was his definition of a slut who got “knocked-up.” This was a tragic state of affairs for an avowed chauvinist pig.

Knowing that his marriage was totally the fault of the Palins, as soon as he arrived back from his supposed secret honeymoon, off he went on the Palins. That is when he started making fun of the fourteen-year-old Palin daughter. She was not even pregnant, so he made up jokes about her being “knocked up” by a prominent athlete and serving as a prostitute for a former governor of New York.

David Letterman got lots of laughs from a CBS audience of sexual perverts when he described a fourteen-year-old child being raped by a male athlete while she was at a baseball game with her mother, who apparently looked the other way. (The Video) When complaints came in to CBS and Letterman’s advertisers, including Mars M&M Candy, Lexus, Kellogg’s, Olive Garden, Downey, Best Western, Hellman’s, and others about the harm being inflicted upon American women and children by David Letterman’s trivializing rape of a child, the comic, in a brazen show of contempt, followed up by repeating every one of the offensive jokes and more on a following national broadcast. CBS knows that David Letterman is a misogynist bigot, but as long as he is not a conservative misogynist bigot, that is A-okay with CBS.

Dave Letterman on CBS Repeating All of the Same Misogynist Rape Jokes and More about the Daughter of Sarah Palin.

David Letterman’s CBS Apology – raping little girls is not funny unless their mothers are Republican.


David Letterman Jokes about Child Rape

June 10, 2009

It’s so funny because the mother of the thirteen-year-old girl is a Republican. Listen to the audience laughter.

What kind of America do we have now when a late night “dirty old man” comic jokes about a prominent athlete raping a fourteen-year-old child? What kind of culture do we have when his audience laughs uproariously at this portrayal of perversion because the child referred to is the daughter of a Republican woman governor? It should be unacceptable behavior as it is ABUSE of a CHILD … A WOMAN CHILD! Why would any woman, even a Democrat woman, laugh at this? The daughter who accompanied Governor Sarah Palin to the Yankees game, the one who David Letterman is most cruely ridiculing — was born in 1995, hence the target of David Letterman’s humiliation is a girl of only thirteen or fourteen years old.

David Letterman received such jubilant laughter and applause from his audience of twenty-something drunken or stoned women-haters, that he piled on another verbal assault against the young daughter who was accompanying her mother at a baseball game. He described the fourteen-year-old as one of Elliott Spitzer’s prostitutes. Here is the YouTube video of that unbelievable slur by an old man against an innocent child: David Letterman Describes Palin Teenager as a Prostitute.

“David Letterman ‘Jokes’ About the Statutory Rape of 14-Year-Old” by John Nolte

David Letterman is a Sexist Pervert

CBS Rewards David Letterman After Sex Joke Slandering a Child. It is time for women of America to send a strong message to CBS and the companies that advertise with CBS, that using national television to ridicule an innocent fourteen-year-old girl is disgusting.

List of Companies Currently Supporting David Letterman’s Tonight Show on CBS How interesting that the first company on the list is M&M Mars. A 62-year-old sexual pervert seeking young girls probably needs a lot of M&Ms in his cache of bribes for his victims.

This is nothing new with these Liberal Sexist Pig child abusers. I have written of them before when their cruel perversion was targeted at Governor Palin’s older daughter, solely because that seventeen-year-old “CHOSE” not to abort her out-of-wedlock child.

Daily Kos Child Abusers

NPR Slanders Palin Child

ARC XIX and Daily KOS

What Makes Jackie Dance? is about a 4-year-old boy who was attacked by Liberals because his father was a prominent Republican.


Good News on Car Warranty Robo-Calls

May 21, 2009

Federal judge blocks ‘robo-calls’ selling car warranties!

Now if only that Federal Court would do something about the Virginia politicians who are ringing on my cell phone asking for my vote! Oh, how representative democracy has deteriorated in these last two centuries. What does it matter who I vote for? Look at California. If the people vote the “wrong” way, their votes are invalided.

I don’t care who wins elections anymore. There’s not a dimes worth of difference between an “R” or a “D” politician. Just stop ringing me on my cell phone. I don’t want to hear from you while I am negotiating traffic on the beltway, Mr. Politician.

Ryan J. Taylor and Paetec Communications


How Dumb America’s Media?

May 20, 2009
Flickr Photograph

Contrary to what the American media have been reporting these past few weeks, no “Tea Bags” were thrown into Boston Harbor during the American Revolution. During the colonial period tea was often shipped by molding and baking the tea leaves into these “Tea Bricks” which were tightly packed in wooden crates.

There was NO SUCH THING as a “Tea Bag” in those days.  The Boston Tea Party happened in 1773. The “Tea Bag” was invented 135 years later,  in 1908. DUH!

America’s media are so dumb and so ignorant of American History that they think the Boston Tea Party involved a criminal gang of colonials throwing “Tea Bags” into Boston Harbor.

Recently, when a group of Americans, exercising their American Constitutional rights to protest higher taxes, organized nation-wide Tea Parties as their Colonial ancestors had done during the Revolutionary War era, America’s journalists at almost all of the major media outlets, lampooned them as “Tea Baggers.”

When the brave Bostonians of long ago, participated in the Boston Tea Party, there was no such thing as a “Tea Bag” anywhere in the world.

Yet America’s media, following the lead of MSNBC’s anti-American journalists** Chris Matthews, Keith Olbermann, along with David Shuster and Rachel Maddow who dreamt up the “Tea Bagger” epithet, refused to refer to the modern day tax protesters as anything but “Tea Baggers” holding “Tea Bag Parties.” By doing so America’s media were employing the tactics of ridicule advocated by the Communist/Socialist movement, including President Barack Obama’s own mentor, Saul Alinsky. As America’s  television journalists belittled the Tea Party participants as “Tea Baggers,” gullible Americans continued to believe the dream that has become a fairy tale – that America’s media are “fair and balanced.”

The most slanderous and disgusting comment of all came from CNN’s “respected” Anderson Cooper. When someone commented to him that the Republicans were “searching for their voice,” Cooper responded:It’s hard to talk when you’re teabagging.Weeks later when questioned about his comment, Cooper replied in platitudes: “Protest is the great right of all Americans, and it’s not my job in any way to make fun of people or disparage what they’re doing.” He went on to say that he does not believe in “disparaging their legitimate right to protest, and what they were doing.” Oh? What does that mean?

** I have judged the MSNBC network, and its mean as junk-yard dog journalists, Chris Matthews and Keith Olbermann, as “anti-American” because of their flagrant on-air contempt for the U.S. Constitution.

UPDATE: 4th of July Tea Party in Texas!

The image, Tea Bricks are NOT Tea Bags, is subject to copyright by barneykin. It is posted here with permission via the Flickr API by barneykin. 

Obama and the Pirates

April 9, 2009

Obama and the Pirates Pirates have commandeered an American-flagged (NOT Liberian) container ship off the coast of Somalia. This story is true (you are NOT reading “The Onion”) as it has been reported by Al Jazeera News. The 21st century swash-bucklers have kidnapped the ship’s captain, an American, and are holding him hostage, just in case the U.S. Navy contemplates any of those Cowboy tactics left over from the George W. Bush reign.

President Barack Obama has once again referred to this latest national disaster as one that he inherited. However, Obama did not blame the pirates’ uprising on his usual scapegoat, George W. Bush. Obama explained to fawning American news outlets that these Swashbucklers of the High Seas were inherited directly from former President Thomas Jefferson, who obviously failed to quell the piracy problem during his own War on Terror: “Jefferson’s War.”

For more than 200 years, that dead white President, Thomas Jefferson, has been given credit for successfully swashbuckling the Barbary Pirates, giving birth to the United States Navy for that mission, and creating a pep song for the US Marines about “the Shores of Tripoli,” President Obama revealed. He continued: “those dead white historians got it all wrong! The swashbuckling evil buccaneers continue to cruise high on the high seas, and Thomas Jefferson’s failure has been dropped at my doorstep on Pennsylvania Avenue more than 200 years later.” The adoring White House Press Corps swooned.

The United States Marines performed with honor at the first war proclaimed by our new nation. In 1801, when Thomas Jefferson became president, he refused to accede to the Barbary pirates of Tripoli’s demands for an immediate payment of $225,000 and an annual payment of $25,000. This refusal brought about the first ‘war’ the U.S. would fight as a country. The first line of the Marine hymn, ‘from the halls of Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli’, references the 600-mile march across the Libyan Desert of a group of Navy men and others to capture the port city of Derna, Tripoli. It took a concerted effort by England, France, Spain, and the United States to end over 400 years of Muslim piracy on the Barbary Coast.” (“Happy Birthday Marines” by Edna Barney)

Obama continued his explanation. “Thomas Jefferson had his chance to contain piracy when this nation was young, and he failed miserably, as seen by these man-made disasters now terrorizing shipping lanes on the high seas. Jefferson even instigated a war with those North African Islamic potentates whose modern lands are known today as Algeria, Libya, Morocco, and Tunisia, which is more proof for America and the world, that gains won by force do not endure. It was up to America’s Founding Fathers to secure free navigation of the seas for the new United States of America, and their posterity, which is ME, and they punted” complained Obama. “This is one more ‘inherited’ problem that the country is now depending on me to solve, which I will as soon as I can escape the glow of the glory of my European tour.”

I’ve had my historians researching ancient history to find the root problem of today’s Somalian piracy. They discovered that these “man-made disasters” we are experiencing today all stem directly from a meeting in London in March of 1785, between American founding fathers, Thomas Jefferson and John Adams and Ambassador Abd Al-Rahman of Tripoli. The Founding Fathers inquired of the ‘Mussulman’ Ambassador for the reason that the Barbary states were impeding American ships, pirating their cargo and enslaving their crews and passengers. Ambassador Abd Al-Rahman gave the answer to America’s illustrious Founders, but they were absolutely tone-deaf to the ‘Mussulman’s’ words:”

“It was written in the Koran, that all Nations who should not have acknowledged their authority were sinners, that it was their right and duty to make war upon whoever they could find and to make Slaves of all they could take as prisoners, and that every Mussulman who should be slain in battle was sure to go to Paradise.” ~Ambassador Abd Al-Rahman of Tripoli to John Adams and Thomas Jefferson, London, 1785.

Hillary Clinton, the US secretary of state, has expressed concern and called upon the world to “come together to end the scourge of piracy.” (Good Luck on that one, Hillary.) President Barack Obama reassured Americans that with his new leadership skills the country will be able to resolve this historic first time boarding by pirates of an American ship. He has already promised that, unlike his predecessor Thomas Jefferson, America under Barack Obama will never wage war on any Muslim nation. We are a nation of laws, and if our lawyers find that these man-made pirates have broken any international laws, we will prosecute them to the fullest extent in whatever world court they find agreeable to their cultural mores. In addition, Barack Obama has dispatched a special communique to the Somalian Pirate King reminding him that America’s president is now a “brother.” All those dead white American presidents and founding fathers, are just that – dead white men!

Yes – It’s Satire, but it’s still true!


U.S. Takeover by Cyberspies

April 8, 2009

“If we go to war with them, they will try to turn them on,” — Government official to Wall Street  Journal

New evidence has just been uncovered that cyberspies, likely from China and Russia, have penetrated the U.S. power grid and left behind spyware software that can be activated to disrupt America’s water, sewer and electricity infrastructure, FOX News confirmed today.

The “intrusions,” first reported by The Wall Street Journal, did not occur yesterday, but happened over the period of time when George W. Bush was in charge, a high-ranking U.S. official said. The breaches are “something that the Bush Administration failed to catch,” the official reminded FOX News. Barack Obama himself was asked by the American media if Americans should be concerned that the spyware that Mr. Obama inherited from George W. Bush could be activated during Obama’s reign to disrupt critical systems and make his administration appear inept.

White House spokesman Nick Shapiro said in a written statement that President Obama takes the issue of cyber security ‘very seriously,’ but that the administration is not aware of any such ‘disruptions’ to the power grid. Cyber attacks are made all the time, however, industry continuously looks for and mitigates against such attacks and we are not aware of any disruptions to the power grid caused by deliberate cyber activity here in the United States.

While the motivation for the breaches is not well understood, the electronic trail appears to lead to China and Russia. However, both of those nations deny involvement in state-sponsored cyperspying. Officials at both Washington embassies of China and Russia emphatically deny that any of their spies in the United States are certified as cyperspies.

The good news, according to The Wall Street Journal, is that the cyperspying espionage appeared pervasive across the country and did not target any particular ethnic group nor sexual persuasion. Indeed, government officials explained to the Journal, the cyberspying intrusions were detected by those same U.S. intelligence agencies, CIA, DIA, NSA, etcetera, that had been asleep at the wheel during the Bush administration, when “man-made disaster” pilots were flying American-made airplanes into American-made buildings.

“‘If we go to war with them, they will try to turn them on,’ one official told the Journal.” That is why the Obama Administration has already sent a message to both China and Russia, promising that the Obama Nation will NEVER wage war against either of their nations. China, Russia, the rest of the world, and the American people need to be reassured that President Barack Obama will never be a President George W. Bush.

Satire is probably closer to the truth than any real news you can read in America.