Dems Waterboard John Kerry

November 1, 2006

Yes, it’s true! That was the punishment meted out by the loving Democrats after John Kerry Swift-boated them.

For the past two years Democrats have been claiming that John Kerry won the 2004 Presidential election. See “You Are A Moonbat If You Still Think John Kerry Won The Election“. My, how the Dems have changed in just two years! As of today, Democrats are claiming that John Kerry LOST the 2004 Presidential election.

John Kerry Kerfuffled

John Kerry to America – You’re Crazy

November 1, 2006

You, Mr. and Mrs. America are crazy, because you interpreted my offensive remarks about the troops in Iraq, to mean what I actually said, instead of what I was thinking about George W. Bush.

Is it really correct, as John Kerry said, that America’s military are uneducated? Was Congressman Charlie Rangel (D-N.Y.) correct when he said that the members of America’s armed forces “clearly come from the lowest economic echelon we have”? Are Democrats in general right about our soldiers being “stuck” with military service?

Given that every officer in the military is required to have a college degree, it seems that they would have no trouble finding a job in America’s civilian world where unemployment is below 5 percent. Considering that 92 percent of all military enlistees have high school diplomas, compared with 79 percent of the American population, who are the “uneducated” that John Kerry spoke about? A Heritage Foundation study recently found that “wartime U.S. military enlistees are better educated, wealthier and more rural on average than their civilian peers.” Yet John Kerry thinks of them all as flunkies.

America to Senator Kerry: Who’s The Real Flunky?

John Kerry looks at these young people and sees losers. Charlie Rangel sees desperate dead-enders. If the Democrats win on Tuesday, our soldiers in Iraq will look up at CNN International and see these two men leering back at them, flush with victory.

America’s soldiers may be among the least impressive people John Kerry knows, but they’re doing the most important job in the world. It’s a job that Sen. Kerry’s pinot-drinking, Sartre-reading Euro-weenie pals aren’t willing to do.

These are the folks who’ve got my vote on Tuesday.

The Timeline – John, Elizabeth and Rielle

August 12, 2008

Who’s Dumber than Dirt? John Edwards or His Supporters?

July 6, 2004: Senator John F. Kerry, the Democratic nominee, selects Senator John Edwards as his running mate.

Nov. 3, 2004: John Kerry concedes defeat to President Bush. Edwards’ wife, Elizabeth, is diagnosed with breast cancer.

February – March 2006: John Edwards meets Rielle Hunter in a bar at the Regency Hotel in New York City. “She enjoyed sex, drugs and had fun, but that doesn’t mean she robbed banks,” says Rielle’s best friend, the aptly named Pidgeon O’Brien.

July 2006:  The contributions of Edwards’ supporters enable the John Edwards’ One America Committee to pay Rielle Hunter more than $100,000 to produce four videos about Edwards.

Dec. 28, 2006: Edwards announces his candidacy for the 2008 Presidential nomination.

Dec. 31, 2006: The Edwardses celebrate New Years Eve with John confessing his affair with Rielle Hunter to wife Elizabeth.

March 2007: Elizabeth Edwards announces that her cancer, formerly in remission, has returned and there is apparently no cure.

May 2007: Two months after the sad announcement by John Edwards’ wife, his mistress, Rielle Hunter, miraculously conceives a “fatherless” child.

June 27, 2007: John Edwards is honored by the Father’s Day/Mother’s Day Council as “Father of the Year,”  which is great timing for the “Two Americas – Two Families Candidate!”

The Edwards Audacity of Hope: The John Edwards campaign website proudly tauts his Father of the Year Award among the “family values” senator’s many accomplishments.

John Edwards - Father of the Year

August 9, 2007: ABC News gushes over John and Elizabeth Edwards’ Renewal of their Wedding Vows. The countdown begins for the birth of Rielle’s baby in seven months.

Edwards Wedding Vows

John and Elizabeth Edwards

Oct. 10, 2007: The National Enquirer reports that Edwards had an affair with Hunter. Family values candidate John Edwards dismisses the story as trash talk telling reporters: “The story is false. It’s completely untrue, ridiculous.” Rielle Hunter also denies the allegations. Elizabeth Edwards says nothing.

Dec. 19, 2007: The National Enquirer reports that Rielle Hunter is more than six months pregnant and has revealed to a close confidante that Edwards is the father of her baby. The scandal is squashed when ex-Edwards aide and family man, Andrew Young, 41, claims paternity.

Jan. 30, 2008: Edwards ends his campaign for the Democratic nomination, throwing his support to Obama, leaving Hillary Clinton and her supporters in the lurch.

Feb. 27, 2008: Rielle Hunter gives birth to her daughter, Frances Quinn Hunter. Although Andrew Young claimed to be the sire, Ms. Hunter does not record a father on her daughter’s birth certificate.

July 22, 2008: The National Enquirer, acting upon an inside tip, confronts John Edwards, in the wee hours of the morning, secretly leaving the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Los Angeles.  The former U.S. Senator and Would-Be President runs and hides in the men’s restroom. The Enquirer claims he was visiting Ms. Hunter and “their” baby daughter.

July 23, 2008: At a news conference in Houston, Edwards says “the tabloid trash is full of lies.”

Aug. 6, 2008: National Enquirer publishes photos that it says are of Edwards with Rielle Hunter and of him with her baby.

Aug. 8, 2008: Edwards finally comes clean, sort of, and admits to having had an affair with Ms. Hunter while stating that the possiblity of him being the father of his mistress’s baby is quite impossible.

Aug. 8, 2008: Elizabeth Edwards in a blog posting writes that her husband made a “terrible mistake” but that the healing process was “oddly made somewhat easier” after her diagnosis of breast cancer in March 2007. She blames the media for the harm done to her family.

Aug. 8, 2008: Speaking to Bob Woodruff of ABC, John Edwards, 2007 Father of the Year, denies Rielle Hunter’s baby. “I don’t know who that baby is, I have no idea what that picture is.” Woodruff asks “… are you saying you don’t remember holding that child of Miss Hunter?” Edward answers “I don’t know who that baby is.”  The reporter continues: “… you don’t remember a baby being there? “ For the third time John Edwards, Father of the Year, denies the baby: “No.”

Aug. 9, 2008: Big time John Edwards supporter, Dallas lawyer Fred Baron, reveals that he paid for Rielle Hunter and Andrew Young to move to California because they were being hounded by tabloids. The trial lawyer added that he paid all expenses directly, using his own money and not campaign funds, and that John Edwards knew nothing of it. He thereby saves John Edwards’ sorry hide from doing prison time. News outlets report that Rielle Hunter and Andrew Young are living in multimillion-dollar-homes and that each is receiving towering financial payments; Ms. Hunter’s amounting to $15,000 a month.

September 2008: Continuing with the audacity that never ends, religious politician John Edwards appears on the cover of the magazine of faith, culture and politics, “Sojourners” with his preaching inside. In a piece titled “The Right Thing to Do,” John Edwards explains how we can do something about poverty.

Sojourners Magazine

Feel free to add to this time-line, as I cannot possibly keep up with the strange and complicated activities of the Edwards family. Two Americas Indeed! There is the America of the Edwardses and the America of the rest of us peons.

The Cast of Characters of “The Timeline”

Both John and Elizabeth Edwards Lied to America

Kerry to Troops – You’re Dumb

October 31, 2006

John Kerry To Troops In Iraq: You’re Dumb and Lazy. And “Hell NO” I Will Not Apologize!

The man who would be Commander In Chief of the United States Armed Forces, if the American electorate had picked the Democrats’ candidate for President two years ago, has, once again, belittled the soldiers serving in Iraq. “Because you were lazy and stupid in school, you are now in Iraq. Oh, by the way, ‘thank you for your service’ and ‘we support the troops.’ Vote for us at the polls so we can bring your dumb a**** home”. ~~Your Loving Friends, John Kerry and the Dems

Listen to the actual words of the Democrats’ pick, John Kerry as he tells American troops and their families, that because they did not study hard and do well in school, they are now in Iraq: John Kerry To The Troops in Iraq:

“You know, education: If you make the most of it. You study hard. you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, uh, you …, you can do well. If you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq.”

Senator John Kerry Belittles US Troops

While in Indianapolis Senator John McCain said that fellow Senator John Kerry needs to apologize for his remarks on Monday. “The suggestion that only the least educated Americans would agree to serve in the military and fight in Iraq is an insult to every soldier serving in combat today,” McCain said. (WISH-TV, Indianapolis)

Kerfuffles asks, how in the world did Karl Rove orchestrate this “October Surprise”?

Magic of the Marketplace

February 13, 2009

The Magic of the Marketplace Exists No More. The dream of Ronald Reagan is dead. We now live in the nightmare of Democrat rule, where little kings and godlings play legos with “We the People.”

Yesterday I pondered Ronald Reagan’s words “magic of the marketplace.” I asked how and why did our Magical Marketplace become a den of liars, crooks and thieves? Today, reading “The Anchoress,” I find my question answered. I find that it is “We the People” who have destroyed the Magic Marketplace by electing and reelecting liars, crooks and cheats to Washington to oversee “We the People’s” Magic Marketplace and prevent it from becoming infested and run by liars, crooks and criminals.

“The Anchoress” reminds me of our new president, Barack “just words” Obama, who speaks of American dreams as he tries his level best to limit them. She reminds me of Representative Barney Frank now telling free Americans how their salaries should be limited, yet when his “good friend,” the corporate executive, was driving Fannie Mae into the ground, only the sky was the limit for him. I am reminded of rich Senator John Kerry worrying that Americans are too “free to invest their money where ever they want,” at the same time he and those in power have rewarded those who brought down Wall Street with overseer positions in the new government. (Yes, I know, Bush did the same thing.) And then there is the “Senior Senator” from New York, Chuck Schumer, displaying his contempt for the voters for asking how much pork spending is in the bill that their grandchildren are expected to pay off.

The Anchoress describes the leaders “We the People” have chosen to lead us as Corrupt and singular, many of these little kings and godlings serve themselves, alone, and merely play Legos with the rest of us.” AMEN!

Where do any of these “public servants” – who have either grown wealthy on the public purse or used their wealth to purchase of their office, or have used their office to protect their wealth – get off telling can-do Americans how much they can earn? How dare they begin to dismantle The American Dream, or to discourage the sort of dreaming that made America an exceptional nation of limitless possibility? How dare they – who aspire not to serve but to rule, create destructive, “historic and transformational” 1200-page bills behind closed doors and show them to lobbyists before they show them to legislators or the American public they are supposed to be “serving.”

These majority Democrats seem bent on having Americans labor only for the federal collective, and not for themselves. The already-have’s don’t much care about about anyone else’s dreams.

Now we read that Bill Clinton, desperate for some attention, is joining in on the cheap “end free speech as we know it” campaign that is distinctly the province of the left – the “tolerant” people who would censor a different point of view. They’ll try to regulate free speech on the internet, soon enough.

No good will come of any of this, and we have no free press, questioning anything.

America has long-attracted dreamers who understood that here there was an abundance of freedom and opportunity, and plenty of room to dream.

Our currently “leadership” want to apportion dreams, and make sure no one is dreaming too much. They – our betters – will do our dreaming for us. They can only handle one dream at a time, though, and right now that dream is socialism and silence, of a decidedly rigid and totalitarian bent.

Read My Mind

October 31, 2006

Not My Words! ~~Senator John Kerry to America

This is what Senator Kerry said speaking to college students: “You know, education: If you make the most of it. You study hard. you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, uh, you …, you can do well. If you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq.”

Now Kerry claims that he was making a joke about President Bush being “dumb” and “lazy” and not speaking of the troops “stuck in Iraq.” He didn’t need to mention the President by name, as everyone knows that when Kerry speaks of someone as “uneducated”, “lazy” and “stuck in Iraq”, he is always referring to the President. His acolytes are saying that we need to read Kerry’s mind, not his words. It is an especially interesting feat in mind-reading, considering that both George W. Bush and John Kerry attended the same prestigious Yale University, where Bush earned a higher grade point average than John Kerry. In addition, Senator Kerry voted to support the War in Iraq. So what was the joke?

Stay tune. After the Democrats realize that they have been swift-boated by their chosen standard bearer, expect John Kerry to claim that he has no need to apologize because “the devil made him do it.” Yes, it was a diabolical October surprise schemed up by evil genius Karl Rove.

Captain Potty Mouth

October 27, 2006

Has Crashed and Burned? That is what “American Daughter” is writing about James Webb’s campaign for the U.S. Senate.

Those steamy novels that the former Republican wrote during the long hazy summer days of Virginia, have come back to bite him. One wonders how well the Democrats vetted their candidate, as Virginians are a culturally conservative people who just do not cotton to incest, pedophilia, and titillating porn in the writings of their elected officials. This is a ‘family values’ state; James Webb is probably toast.

American Daughter asks about the two major supporters of James Webb’s campaign, John Kerry and former Virginia Governor Mark Warner:

  • Did they have such poor judgment that they believed they could palm such a foul-minded candidate off on Virginia?
  • How careless would either one be if elected President in vetting potential cabinet members and support staff?

Virginia Republicans are rejoicing and Virginia’s anti-war Democrats seem destined for the dust bin of history, if for no other reason than that they wasted the efforts and resources of their volunteers and contributors on a candidate who never really stood a chance with Virginia’s voters.

And just yesterday, Kerfuffles shockingly blogged about Captain Underpants. Comes today, and we are really shocked, shocked by our own would be Senator Webb.


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  • The “Have A Blast” Funeral

    August 23, 2005

    “Blow Yourself Up” at your own funeral!
    Ya just gotta give it to those Dems. They sure know how to party at a funeral. Remember that congressman from Minnesota who died in a plane crash, “win one for Paul” Wellstone? Remember the Democrat politicos who danced on his casket to rally the troops? Now comes the “Blow Yourself Up” at your own funeral which can really attract the “big gun” Dems to pay tribute, such as “almost President” John Kerry.

    Just imagine the headlines if John Kerry had been elected president of the United States, instead of George Bush. While our real president is “trying” to vacation in the wilds of west Texas, our “would-have-been-president-if-only” —

    John Kerry attends funeral with blow-up sex dolls – Senator guest at intimate farewell to gonzo journalist Hunter Thompson
    Posted: August 22, 2005 © 2005

    “Former presidential candidate John Kerry attended an intimate and exclusive farewell for gonzo journalist Hunter Thompson, a suicide victim – complete with tributes to drugs and blow-up sex dolls adorning the event. Thompson’s ashes were blasted into the night sky in an explosion, according to reports.

    “The writer’s ashes were fired from atop a 15-story tower modeled after Thompson’s logo: a clenched fist, holding a peyote button, rising from the hilt of a dagger. It was built between his Colorado home and a tree-covered canyon wall. The guests gathered in a pavilion next to the platform. Inside were blow up sex dolls and a mask of Thompson’s arch enemy, late President Richard Nixon.”

    Whee — did we Americans ever dodge a bullet! Can you imagine the derision we would be receiving from the Euro-weenies about now, if they heard about our President at a funeral with sex dolls and drug trappings? Almost as much as when President Clinton was courting Monica with a cigar — NO? Oh Lordy, those Rubes in the Red States certainly did us all a big favor, by sparing us from such calumny. Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition! We got George Bush instead – real fireworks instead of funereal imitations.

    Escape from West Texas

    August 17, 2005

    We’ve all come into the late-summer dog days of August, when everyone awaits a break in the sweltering heat and begins to think of the crispness of the autumn to come. If President Bush believed that he could escape the Washington media by building his vacation home on the bleak west Texas plain, this year did not turn out as he planned. A gold star mother has made camp in the blazing heat of dusty Crawford, Texas. The news people seem stuck to her like flies to flypaper, as they always seem when they are swarming about their “darlings of the moment”. Eight years ago we were hearing round-the-clock eulogies to the departed Princess Diana. Four years ago, Congressman Gary Condit was the talk of the town in the disappearance of his young lover. Gary Condit was quickly forgotten when came the second week of September, bringing with it the infamous September 11th. Just last year John Kerry’s Vietnam record was on our minds. Then came early November and nobody cared any longer, especially John Kerry.

    This Cindy Sheehan media circus cannot last. August will soon be over and the President will return to his Washington home. Sooner than anyone expects, something will happen to cause the national media to hasten to another event. We will be compelled once again to face the real war we are in, which is now going into its fifth year. Somewhere — New York, Madrid, London, Washington, or elsewhere — will come the next attack, which is likely in the making. When that happens, these lazy, hazy dog days of August will be but a distant memory. Cindy Sheehan’s tent will be folded and she will be left alone and abandoned by her now adoring fans.

    So for the rest of August, stop reading the newspapers and blogs, turn off the TV, and take time to understand the founding documents of our nation. They are all free to read at The Library of Congress and National Archives.

    Linked at WizBang Blog, Michelle Malkin, Captain’s Quarters and Michael Fumento.