Michael Jackson’s White Children Were Not His Own!
OMG, Who Knew? The children’s mother reveals all. It was just too risky for any woman to give birth to a biological child of Michael Jackson, as the child could be born … “horrors of horrors” – BLACK. Michael was WHITE you know, so that would be a disgrace for any child of his to be born BLACK! After-all, not only was Michael Jackson WHITE, but all of his wives were WHITE!
Meanwhile, America’s African American community is in deep morning over the loss of the music/dance icon who bridged the great American divide between Blacks and Whites by sacrificing his own skin color.
194 Things Obama Intends To Accomplish As President
During the campaign, Barack Obama promised many things to the America voters, and since even before the inauguration he has been working furiously to accomplish them. Of course, we all remember his Marxist promise to Joe the Plumber in 2008, when he said: “I think when you spread the wealth around, it’s good for everybody.” President Obama has already made good headway on accomplishing that particular goal.
On 22 November 2008, a blogger listed the “194 Things Barack Intends To Do As President. He abstracted these promises, as he says, “verbatim from Obama position papers.” The blogger said that these intentions of Barack Obama had been consistent throughout his presidential campaign and were not only “sensible,” but “achievable.” He continued: “All that is required is a smart executive, a stellar team and robust grass roots support for change,” which we know well that Barack Obama possesses in spades.
So, how’s that “smart executive” Obama doing on fulfilling his 194 goals in four years? Let’s see … that’s 48 1/2 goals per year, which comes to four per month. Obama has now been in office for five months, which means that he should have about twenty of these goals already accomplished, or else he stands little chance of succeeding in this lofty mission that he promised if American voters elected him.
Which twenty of these lofty, if not worthwhile, goals has Barack Obama already accomplished, pray tell? I’ve read much of the list, and I cannot find even one success. Can you?
Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. Called for A Moment of Crotch-grabbing in Tribute to Michael Jackson.
Today, the United States House of Representatives violated the Constitutional prohibition on mingling religion with government, by giving thanks to God for newly deceased pop star, Michael Jackson, whom Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. of Illinois said not only “changed the world,” but changed himself from a Black man into a White … uh, um, ah, something or other. The Congressman requested all members to stand and offer a “moment of crotch-grabbing” in the House this morning as a tribute to Michael Jackson for establishing his Neverland Ranch as a place of refuge and love for young boys of all races and creeds, and for proving to those Americans born Black that they do not have to accept their fate, but can metamorphasize themselves into White folk and be proud.
When asked to explain why the United States Congress does not publicly give thanks to God on the floor of the House chamber for American soldiers who sacrifice their lives in battle for their fellow countrymen, Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. asked if any of them were celebrated as the World’s Greatest Musician of all time; greater than Bach, Beethoven and even Elvis. Congressman Jackson continued: “As fine as our warriors are, none of them has yet been able to fight in battle wearing a sequined glove upon one hand, much less moon-walk while carrying arms into battle.”
Amateur photographers such as myself upload photographs to share with others. We do not charge anything for you to view our photographs. We are not in the photography business; we just enjoy taking photographs and sharing them. We do not enjoy having those photographs stolen and used commercially by Internet businesses.
Even though it is against copyright law to download our copyrighted photographs and then to pass them on to others as your own, with no credit to the original creator, it is rampant on the Internet. Sites such as Ancestry.com and Icanhascheezburger.com profit monetarily from our photographs that we never offered for sale. Those sites allow derivative products to be made from them, and then they claim ownership of our photographs and post warnings that it is illegal to steal “their” photographs, as both Ancestry.com (The Generations Network, Inc.) and Icanhascheezburger.com (LOLCATS) do at their sites.
Ancestry.com (The Generations Network, Inc.) operates behind an expensive subscription wall, so that most Flickr members will never find their photographs that have been illegally uploaded there. While Flickr members allow their photographs to be viewed for free, when they appear on the Ancestry.com site, one must pay a subscription fee to view them. The Generations Network has contacted me and given me a link with instructions on contacting them about copyright violations: http://www.myfamilyinc.com/default.aspx?html=copyright .
After performing all of the legal requirements that Icanhascheezburger.com (LOLCATS) required before they would remove my photograph from their commericial site, someone has advised me that they continue to brazenly store my photograph at their WordPress.com server. (I have since contacted WordPress and WordPress promptly removed the following photo.) http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/funny-pictures-cat-has-hired-a-substitute.jpg . Someone else has it stored at the Photobucket site.
How interesting that so many world celebrities were included in the “Famous People Painting.” Why there is Bill Clinton. But don’t bother searching for President Ronald Reagan, as he was omitted! Who was a greater influence on world history? Was it Bill Clinton and the infamous blue dress, or Ronald Reagan and the Fall of Communism? Was it Bill Clinton who saved his own hide, or Ronald Reagan who saved millions of humans from the degradation of slavery? It’s okay, Margaret Thatcher WAS included. Bill Clinton has his beloved saxophone, but I have no idea why he is holding a peeled banana aloft. Or is that a cigar?
When is Water-Boarding Good? When used against Pro-life Christians, but only if they are drowned at the same time.
That’s right folks. Although America’s Progressive Liberals have proclaimed water-boarding to be “Torture” when used against America’s terrorist enemies, the Pro-Choice movement has advocated the use of water-boarding against Pro-Life Christians, as long as the water-boarding results in drowning. That is because Liberal America considers Pro-life Christians to be the real enemies of their Liberal America nation. That is why children “of color” are being taught by Planned Parenthood to murder other Americans. Remember, water-boarding is supposedly “Torture,” but forcible drowning, as demonstrated to the children in this video, is still “MURDER” in America.
Watch as Planned Parenthood water-boards and drowns (they call it “Aqua-sliding”) a Christian because he teaches abstinence and “dresses funny.” You will see peaceable demonstrators at an abortion clinic shot and killed en-mass by Planned Parenthood. Watch as they water-board a U.S. Senator until he agrees to support Planned Parenthood. If you watch until the end, when the credits roll, you will see Planned Parenthood shoot a U.S. Army helicopter out of the sky. It is proof beyond belief that the violence of abortion practiced at abortion clinics, against vulnerable women and the innocent unborn, promotes more violence against all Americans.
This video is from Planned Parenthood of San Francisco, and was funded by American taxpayers who provide them at least $250,000 every year. Planned Parenthood’s Superhero for Choice kills pro-life Christians and abstinence educators in her never-ending quest to make America safe for abortion. The cartoon video’s message to youngsters “of color” is that white people are evil Christians and Planned Parenthood is their protector.Abort your babies “of color” now! If you wait, it will be too late, for they will be born into this wicked nation that water-boards its enemies.
What kind of man would suggest that a 14-year-old girl visiting New York City with her mother is a prostitute? A very sick perverted man, like David Letterman, who said that whoremonger Governor Eliot Spitzer was after the young girl. Here’s the video:
What kind of sick, perverts listen to David Letterman and laugh at his jokes? What kind of companies, besides CBS, support David Letterman’s misogynist and perverted views about women and children: David Letterman’s Advertisers.
Gives David Letterman License to Ridicule Her as a Slut and Whore.
Bristol Palin’s crime against society is not that she became pregnant and birthed a child out of wedlock. Bristol Palin’s crime against society is that she “CHOSE” to NOT abort her “inconvenient” baby.
Because, at the age of seventeen, she chose to forego the rite of Baptism by Abortion, the National Church of the Secular Left has deemed that Bristol Palin must live out the remainder of her earthly days under “American Sharia Law for Conservative Women,” the law of the land for backward, uneducated girls and women who are too dumb to abort their unwanted or less-than-perfect babies. American Sharia Law decrees that she travel life’s road with the Scarlet “A” blazoned upon her chest which licenses all lecherous late night comics such as David Letterman, their God-given rights to humiliate her night after night on national television, to fantasize about her being “knocked up” by athletes while her mother is looking on, as David Letterman described her fourteen-year-old sister, and to advertise her as a prostitute for whore-mongers like Elliot Spitzer, as David Letterman did.
American Sharia Law licenses to Liberal women their God-given right to applaud David Letterman and to themselves ridicule the teenager as “a joke,” as Joy Behar of “The View” explained. “I know, but they traipse the kid out as — she’s a walking punchline! They preach abstinence and then she gets knocked up. That’s the joke.” Responding to David Letterman’s rape jokes about a fourteen-year-old, Margaret Carlson informed MSNBC viewers that because Sarah Palin “paraded” her children on stage at the Republican Convention, they should be considered “fair game” for personal attacks. Ariana Huffington said the same thing, insinuating that Sarah Palin should have stayed home and hid her pregnant daughter from public view. That is American Sharia Law that ALL Conservative and Traditional women are subject to in this age of the National Church of Secular Liberalism.
Here is a prominent American media woman describing the children of a Conservative woman as deserving of David Letterman’s humiliating Rape and Prostitute Jokes!
Bristol Palin had another choice available, which almost all other American girls choose. Everyday, pregnant seventeen-year-olds make visits to abortion clinics to rid themselves of any evidence that they were ever “knocked-up,” as David Letterman so crudely describes it. By partaking of that Liberal Sacrament of Passage, those young women escape the horrors of American Sharia Law and are considered by the National Church of the Secular Left to be as pure and virginal as Mother Mary. They are granted the right to live in Liberal America without being labeled “sluts” and without the sexual abuse and humiliations that American Sharia Law forces upon Traditional women who give birth as God intended. Those women who have been sanctified by the shedding of their own aborted child’s blood in the Rite of Abortion, may have promiscuous sex and pregnancies ad infinitum and never be degraded to wear the Scarlet A. It is the Blood Sacrament that almost all American men demand of their impregnated women. After all, it is the law of the State Church of Secular Liberalism.
These non-sanctified girls are not Liberals, therefore they are not really women in the eyes of the Liberal ruling class who see them as some sort of lower caste creature that has earned the degradation of American males. Perhaps, if they are lucky, America’s Secular Liberal Church will permit these Sharia-governed females to become Flight Attendants.** David Letterman has told us that American males consider these lower caste “slutty” working women who serve and protect the traveling public, to be just one step above the caste of prostitutes. Who but a slut would want to perform such traditional and menial work in Liberal – Progressive America?
American Sharia Law also deems that ALL children of Conservative women stand unprotected against any chauvinistc verbal assaults or sexual abuse that any male pervert wants to commit against them. As cited above, this rule has been reinforced by prominent American spokeswomen, including journalists Margaret Carlson and Arianna Huffington, and television pundit Joy Behar. American Sharia law visits the sins of bad mothers upon their innocent children. Joy Behar and Margaret Carlson have explained this using “bad mother” Governor Sarah Palin as their example. Because Governor Palin abuses her children by traveling cross-country with them in tow, gives everyone, under American Sharia Law, the right to punish those children with any kind of attacks, even to label those children as “sluts” and “whores.” These women, Behar and Carlson, and others, have said that Governor Palin’s fourteen-year-old daughter deserves to be the target of degrading sexual insinuations by late night comics such as David Letterman and to be humiliated by all perverted men who wish them to be raped by a baseball player. And of course, such young girls should be considered prostitutes by David Letterman and any other man, as what other opportunities will Liberals ever allow these unaborted children from the wombs of bad mothers?
**Other working class women (known as ‘White Trash’ in Liberal Speak) who have been demeaned by David Letterman as looking like “slutty” Sarah Palin, have been “the waitress at the coffee shop who draws a little smiley face on your check;” models for LensCrafters; “…Sarah Palin … looks like the lady in the dental office who gives you the keys to the restroom. Sarah Palin looks like the weekend anchor on Channel 9. She looks like the hygienist who makes you feel guilty about not flossing. She looks like the relieved mom in a Tide commercial. She looks like the lady at the bakery who yells out, ’44! 44! 45!’ Sarah Palin looks like a real estate agent whose picture you see on the bus stop bench. Sarah Palin looks like the lady who has a chain of cupcake stores. Sarah Palin looks like the mayor of a small town that’s banned dancing.” David Letterman’s quotes about “slutty” American working women are from the ChicagoTribune.com.
CBS has a Feedback Form online where they want you to tell them what you think. Go for it: Tell us what you think!
This is the comment I sent to CBS:
“Hall of Shame” Companies that support debasement of women and sexual perversion of children. CBS heads the list for its support of David Letterman and his woman-hating CBS show.
The Olive Garden
Mars M&M Candy
Kellogg’s
Hellmann’s Mayonnaise
eBay
Intel
Lexus
TV.Com
On the Border Restaurants
CBSsports.com
JohnFreida.com
DiTech
Earn My Degree
True Credit by Trans Union
Bowflex
Why are CBS and David Letterman’s Advertisers on the “Women’s Hall of Shame?” Because they are obviously anti-women and anti-children for their support of David Letterman’s late night TV show.
UPDATE: On Thursday night’s show David Letterman and his guest Denzel Washington proclaimed that joking about Barack Obama’s big ears would be out-of-line. Obviously, Letterman and CBS find that child rape jokes are funnier and more profitable for their advertisers.
What about Mars M&M Candy – why would Mars Candy, maker of America’s favorite candy bars and M&M candies support sexual exploitation of children? Inquiring minds want to know.
Please don’t demand that CBS fire David Letterman. That would make things much worse for young girls in America. David Letterman’s audience of sexist drunks, crackheads, stoned potheads, and women-haters would have no appropriate late night entertainment and would then pose grave threats of rape and molestation for little girls.
The Apology of a Real Misogynist and a Probable Sexual Pervert
I would never even contemplate a joke about your 14-year-old daughter getting knocked up by a 35-year-old athlete, as that would be rape of course. I was joking about your 18-year-old daughter getting knocked up, and that is okay as that is not rape, but just plain old promiscuous sex that all girls are wild for.
It’s okay America, because the Real Misogynist and Probable Sexual Pervert has a national television show on CBS and the following advertisers who obviously support his pernicious and bigoted views of women and children.
Why is David Letterman a “probable sexual pervert?”
Because any man who would make jokes about a fourteen-year-old girl or an eighteen-year-old girl getting “knocked-up” by a thirty-something athlete is just that — a pervert, in my opinion. The same goes for any man who would make jokes about young girls being prostitutes. It is not funny; it is unforgivable. But I guess if you are not a women, you just would not understand how hurtful are David Letterman’s jokes about Child Rape and his vulgar humiliations of women as “slutty” and “knocked up.”
Know any good woman-hating, or child rape jokes? Sell them online to David Letterman of CBS. He is paying $100 a pop. Go for it!
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