Recoup Your Stock Market Losses

Restore your stock portfolio in 21 days! I have a plan to make your investment portfolio what it was before this horrendous stock market slide of the past few weeks.

I have had a few quid invested in the stock market for many years and I, like all of you, have been devastated by the sudden financial meltdown. I even invested thousands of dollars in “safe and secure” Fannie Mae stock for my eldest granddaughter’s college fund. Thanks to the Congressional Democrats like Barney Frank, Maxine Waters, Barack Obama, Christopher Dodd and Chuck Schumer, my granddaughter has $50.00 left in her account, while the CEO of Fannie Mae, Franklin Raines (now Obama’s economic advisor), was sent off by our glorious Congress with a multi-million dollar parachute strapped to his back. Fannie Mae stock is probably destroyed forever, thank you Barney, Maxine and Franklin, however, there is hope for our many other Wall Street investments. (Congressional Investigation of Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae)

I have been watching Wall Street and this political race over these past few weeks, and one thing is perfectly clear by now. The stock market has been going up and down with the political polls. These last few days it has been dropping like a rock and so have John McCain’s poll numbers. The stock market forecasts the future, and it is now seeing a future that includes President Barack Obama and his socialist agenda. So … down, down, down it goes, and where it stops, nobody knows.

We taxpayers have already been charged $700 billion by our government to try and bail out the banking, insurance and mortgage industries that our Congress looted and mismanaged. What we have left in the stock market we should try and recoup.

My name is T. Boone Kerfuffles. I’ve been a blogger all my life, but this is one emergency we can’t blog our way out of. I have a plan that uses American innovation and all the energy we can muster to restore ALL of our stock portfolios to what they were three weeks ago-–and it can be done in 21 days.

It will take more than just a plan to make it happen. It will take real leadership. And it will take ALL of us working together to undo some of the damage that has been done to our financial well-being by the Congressional Democrats and their socialistic vote-buying with our money.

This is our crisis, and we can solve it. I have a plan. This is it:

When the pollsters call upon you, regardless for whom you really plan to vote, tell them you are voting for John McCain and the Republicans. Then sit back and watch the stock market reverse itself. Up, up, up it will go! With all of us doing our part we can have our portfolios restored at least by November 3rd. Sometime between Halloween and November 4th, Election Day, CASH OUT. Sell everything. Take your money and run to your mattress. Do not spend a dime.

Come Election Day, go to the polls and vote for Barack Obama. Go home, sit back with a smug look upon your face and feel proud as you watch the stock market dive into the abyss. We will have outwitted the pollsters, given those greedy Wall Street manipulators their just desserts, given the Republicans the comeuppance they so richly deserve, and given ourselves a “Brave New World.”

Pay your increased Obama taxes out of the money in the mattress. When it runs out, have no fear, as we will ALL be sharing and kind Socialists with the world as our oyster. And if anyone is so “lucky” to find the pearl in that oyster, just remember it will belong to our socialist state; it will belong to all the people.

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