News Flash from Obama

The Following News Flashes Are From the Obama Campaign:

NEWS FLASH: The Obama campaign wants you to know that twenty-two years ago, at the age of twenty-two, the husband of the Republican Vice Presidential nominee was charged with Driving Under the Influence.

QUESTION: So how does the youthful overindulgence in beer by the future husband of Governor Palin compare to the Democrat Presidential nominee, Barack Obama, having snorted cocaine and using other illegal drugs?

NEW FLASH: The Obama Campaign wants you to be aware that the eighteen-year-old boyfriend of the teenage daughter of vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin has a criminal record — for fish poaching. Levi Johnston, the soon to be son-in-law of Governor Palin, took some Alaskan king salmon from Moose Lake out of season.

QUESTION: So how does the VP nominee’s daughter’s boyfriend’s poached salmon compare to the illegalities of the close friends of Presidential nominee Barack Obama? Bill Ayers is an American terrorist member of the Weather Underground cop-killers who said on September 11th, 2001: “I don’t regret setting bombs. I feel we didn’t do enough.” Another “good” friend, convicted felon and Chicago businessman Antoin “Tony” Rezko, gave the Obamas a sweetheart deal on their multi-million dollar home. Obama’s campaign lawyer, Mazen Asbahi, had to resign because of his connections to HAMAS!

NEWS FLASH: Barack Obama is telling you that Vice President nominee Sarah Palin has no foreign policy experience. She was born and raised in the Far West hinterland of America and even received her education at a state university in the Western backwoods of Idaho.

QUESTION: So because the father of Barack Obama was a “multi-cultural” polygamist who was born, reared and died in the African nation of Kenya, and Obama himself grew up in the foreign country of Indonesia, gives Senator Obama the foreign policy experience necessary for being president?

NEWS FLASH: Governor Palin of Alaska is too inexperienced to be Vice President.

QUESTION: How does Barack Obama explain his claim that by spending eighteen months running a Presidential Campaign, he is more qualified for the Presidency than a Vice Presidential candidate who is serving as Governor and chief executive of the oil-rich state of Alaska?

NEWS FLASH: The Obama campaign wants you to know that Sarah Palin is “vehemently anti-choice.”

QUESTION: How can a woman be labeled as “ANTI-Choice” who has “CHOSEN” to give birth to a Downs Syndrome baby?

NEWS FLASH: An Obama Friend (Ben Smith of Politico) wants you to know that “one Sunday” when Sarah Palin was in attendance at a Church meeting, something was said by a minister that may be considered anti-Semitic.

QUESTION: So the Friends of Obama really want to compare “one Sunday” in the life of Sarah Palin, with the Obamas’ twenty-five years of Sundays in the Church of Reverend “God Damn America” Wright?

NEWS FLASH from Friends of ObamaThere’s a “pregnant seventeen-year-old” in the family of Governor Sarah Palin!

QUESTION: Since when is a “pregnant seventeen-year-old” NEWS? Since the implementation of “CHOICE” known as Roe versus Wade, “pregnant seventeen-years-old” are rarely found in America.

NEWS FLASH from OBAMA FRIENDS – MoveOn.org wants you to be aware that “She supported right-wing extremist Pat Buchanan for president in 2000.

QUESTION: OBAMA FRIEND MoveOn.org is just plain lying. There is no evidence that Sarah Palin EVER worked for Buchanan, raised money or donated her own money to Pat Buchanan. Why don’t the Obama friends tell you that “MAYOR Sarah Palin” wore a Buchanan button only to “WELCOME” Patrick Buchanan to her Alaskan town when he visited there?

NEWS FLASH Barack Obama’s friends think you should know that Governor Palin was once a member of the Alaskan Independence Party, which has pushed for a vote to secede from the United States. Marcos Moulitsas of The Daily KOS proudly broke that news and it was confirmed last Monday by ABC News, his co-conspirator in the mainstream media.

QUESTION Was this false statement a deliberate lie against an innocent Sarah Palin, or as Moulitsas and ABC News claim, they were just innocently feeding you false information from someone, somewhere in Alaska?

Just wondering why the Obama campaign would want to raise these questions comparing Barack Obama, their nominee for President of the U.S., to the Republican nominee for VICE PRESIDENT. Why don’t they compare Obama to the Republican nominee for President – John McCain? Oh, I forgot. Obama prefers to beat-up on women, a la Hillary Clinton. Guess what, Barack? Sarah Palin is NO Hillary Clinton! Sarah Palin is Alaska’s version of Annie Oakley. You’re not going to beat up on her – no way, no how.

Is this the way to run a campaign? And then to claim that your skill at Presidential campaigning qualifies you to be President of the United States is downright BIZARRE!

“I am running for President, therefore, I am President.”

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