McCain – Not White Enough

To the progressives who yearn to lead our nation, Barack Obama, son of a white mother, is plenty black enough to be president of these United States, but, unbelievably, John McCain is just not white enough.

I am speaking of Progressives’ disgust of McCain’s teeth of course. Markos Moulitsas, the author, creator, writer, etcetera of the Progressives’ “Daily Kos” has himself written that John McCain is not worthy of becoming president because of the unseemliness of his teeth. Not only are John McCain’s teeth showing their age of seventy years, but they are too gruesome a reminder to the Daily Kossacks that those same McCain teeth spent years in a Vietnam torture prison being cracked and punched whilst he was defending future little Kossacks’ freedom of speech.

Daily Kos” Mocks McCain’s Teeth.

This mocking of McCain’s teeth by Markos Moulitsas, powerful Democrat leader and big supporter of the progressive Barack Obama, was even too despicable for many of his own Daily Kossack followers. Imagine that, if you can!  “‘Daily Kos’ Mocks John McCain’s Teeth”

Of course, as usual the majority of the “kind and klassy” Kossacks gleefully joined with Moulitsas, and even added more belittling comments of John McCain’s 70-year-old appearance, such as his cancer-prone skin. From DarthStar comes this: “If you think McCain’s teeth are bad, take a look under his skin… Once in a while you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.” Another mocked John McCain for the wearing of sunglasses, which had been ordered by his physician.

Why do the Kossacks stoop so low as to criticise a candidate’s natural appearance? It could be their way of reminding voters that John McCain is seventy years old. However, the real reason they mock his imperfect teeth is that they remind Kossacks and Progressives of the military sacrifice John McCain made for his country many years ago when he was in youth’s prime and fighting for freedom in a far off land. They mock John McCain for his military service, just as they mock today’s young warriors fighting to preserve the right of Kossacks and Progressives to continue living free. I feel nothing over the death of mercenaries wrote Progressive Markos Moulitsas about Americans serving in Iraq.

Even worse, by criticising John McCain’s teeth as being unacceptable for a President they are also condeming America and its heritage. The greatest president that this country has ever known had terrible teeth. Without George Washington and his gruesome wooden teeth, there would be no America as we know it today, and that would be jolly good as far as Markos Moulitsas, his Kossacks and Progressives see it. They want Barack Obama – the “CHANGE” candidate to “change” the United States into a “progressive” Kossackland.

Message from Markos Moulitsas and the Kossacks to George Washington, John McCain and your battle-scarred ILK: You are not good enough to lead our nation, because you were warriors.”


7 Responses to McCain – Not White Enough

  1. Wise Owl says:

    If I was a citizen of the United States of America I would vote for Obama.The war in Iraq must be stopped.

  2. Kerfuffles says:

    We will stop the War in Iraq – when we win it.

  3. Afrit007 says:

    So, never, then? You can’t win a war that was started based on lies. Our experience in Vietnam should have taught us that.

    You’re right about your first point, though. Brining up McCain’s teeth is trivial beyond measure. The Daily Kos would be better off focusing his energy on all the substantive reasons McCain is unworthy to be president – his lack of support for his fellow veterans, his support for the use of torture despite being a torture victim himself, etc.

  4. letterstoadyingdream says:

    Wise Owl how did anything you said have anything to do with this post?

  5. Ben K says:

    Too bad “wise owl” cant vote. ha.

    But yes, making fun of Mccain’s teeth seems like a real good argument. What a bunch of losers.

  6. Tim Weaver says:

    Kos is main stream media slime. The more questions they ask like “Why is Mccain’s jaw like that?” or “why doesn’t Obama wear a flag pin?” the dumber we get.

  7. michael the average says:

    I think I, like most people, would crumble like a house of cards if I had my ribs and teeth broken. God save us from the time of trial. John McCain was not my first or second pick in the primary, but my respect and admiration of a man better than I, he has.
    Mr. Kos, how would you hold up to torture? And I don’t mean listening to talk radio. Lying in filth, physical pain, broken bones, being terrorized by your captors. Give Mr. McCain his due. He had earned it.

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