The Bumper Sticker War

John Edwards Was Right – It’s A Bumper Sticker War!

John Edwards was ridiculed for his statement: “The War on Terror is a … bumper sticker ….” Fox News, Wednesday, May 23, 2007, however he has been proved to be a prophet before his time, as recent events in the United Kingdom have shown. At least three bumper stickers attached to automobiles fitted to be potential man-maiming bombs have been found in both Scotland and England. And at this very moment, in New York City and Washington DC, as July 4th festivities are getting underway, police are looking for more bumper sticker bombs.

Thus far, all of the car bombs discovered in the UK have displayed bumper stickers. The two in London read “John Edwards Is Right – It’s A Bumper Sticker War.” The sticker on the potential car bomb at the airport in Glasgow read “MDs With IEDs – We Bomb Better Because We Use Mercedes.”

The world was curious as to why pricey Mercedes vehicles were fitted out to be exploded. Now it makes sense. The suspected perps are medical doctors and those were the only automobiles they had at their “disposal.”

“MDs With IEDs – We Are the Mercedes Bomb Squad.”


One Response to The Bumper Sticker War

  1. Alasdair says:

    I don’t know if that’s true, but it’s the funniest thing I’ve read on the whole inept UK terrorist attack.

    Nice one.

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