February 25, 2005
Here is someone who believes with me that the Liberals have become “Luddite” Conservatives (The Luddite Wing) and that the Conservatives have become progressive Liberals!
“I remember, back in my liberal days, being fiercely opposed to the Taliban and its brutal treatment of women. Even then, I felt that Afghanistan should immediately be liberated, as Malcolm X once said in another context, by any means necessary. But when it came time, it turned out that the left was mostly opposed to such liberation, whether of the Afghan people or of the Iraqis (especially if America and a Republican president were at the helm).
Indeed, liberals had become strangely conservative in their fierce attachment to the status quo. In contrast, the much-maligned neoconservatives (among whose ranks I count myself) and Bush had become the “radicals,” bringing freedom and democracy to the despotic Middle East. Is it any wonder that in such a topsy-turvy world, I found myself in agreement with those I’d formerly denounced?”
The Making of a 9/11 Republican
February 25, 2005
Who needs US?
Europe! Plus the rest of the world!
Europe decides that Bush may be right after all.
February 25, 2005
Oh Goody, Goody! The infamous Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream Company has come out with a new flavor, that I will NEVER try. Yes, I will restrain myself from tasting The Waffle Truff, and I do it in honor of Michael Moore. No, Not really! I just plain HATE, HATE, HATE that stupid ice cream company. They keep saying that people like me are full of HATE, so if I am going to be accused, I may as well do it. I HATE Ben & Jerry’s! What is their claim to fame? Take some plain old vanilla or plain old chocolate cream and stir in much too many broken pieces of candy, cookies or nuts, give it a wacky-sounding name and viola, they announce a brand new flavor that all the “repugnant” capitalists will buy. However, the real true reason I HATE that company so much, is that they HATE me. They HATE the military. They HATE America. I have heard their spokesmen pontificate about their disdain for the American military. Meanwhile they go about their business behaving like they are the only ivory-pure capitalists in the free world because they use “ethically produced ingredients” – whatever that means. Before I knew any better I sampled Jerry Garcia flavor, because I loved him! I loved the ice cream too, and also Chubby Hubby. But never again! Let the moonbats buy their overpriced products. When I encounter their product in a store, I ask the management to reconsider stocking it, as I try never to patronize places that encourage, in any way, the moonbatism of Ben & Jerry’s. Besides they are from Vermont!
February 24, 2005
“Five years ago, Aaron Tonken was riding high, hobnobbing with Hollywood celebrities and helping to raise millions for the Senate bid of first lady Hillary Clinton. Last month, a federal court un sealed an indictment charging the national finance director for Mrs. Clinton’s 2000 campaign, David Rosen, with four counts of causing false reports to be filed with the Federal Election Commission. All of those charges stem from a star-studded August 12, 2000, gala fund-raiser that (Aaron) Tonken organized and billed as a “Hollywood Salute” to President Clinton.”
Where is Tonken today? He is in a federal prison serving a 63-month sentence for mail and wire fraud. Just another example of “Friends of The Clintons”. While Bill and Hillary seem to always escape scrutiny, riding out of Dodge on their white steeds, their friends end up under indictment, in prison or dead. Just food for thought. You can read more about this latest Clinton scandal at today’s New York Sun.
February 24, 2005
With a Hush and a Whisper, Bush Drops Town Hall Meeting with Germans
The American moonbats are in a tizzy because the Bush delegation supposedly canceled a townhall meeting in Germany. If the German news reports ARE accurate, I feel certain that it was for good reason, as no red-blooded American would want to see a gaggle of Euro-niks attempt to embarrass our country. Remember, most of Europe is Socialist and worse; they are infested with more moonbats than we can imagine here in the U.S. This article was written by “one of them” – a genuine Euroweenie, so it cannot be relied upon for accuracy or truthfulness. While our President was a guest in Belgium, the Belgians came up with their own little stunt. They planned on having their countrymen pee on Old Glory and President Bush. Of course they had not thought it completely through, as Belgian men are all ‘Sitzpinklern’ (“wimps” in German). So once again, that supposedly dumb Texas Cowboy, outwitted them all. Not really, as “everyone” knows it was Karl Rove and his Merry Band of Texas ‘Stehpinkeln’ (“cowboys” in German) who printed all those “Piss on Me” posters.
Stehpinkeln und Sitzpinklern
February 24, 2005
It is always fun to go poking around American Daughter Media Center. They get some really unusual pictures there. This is a slide show about towing. It could be a set-up scene, someone filming for America’s Funniest Videos, but it can still crack your ribs, so careful!
February 23, 2005
Have you been wanting to marry in a church, but cannot find one? Here is the perfect church for you! No worries about pesky interviews with priests and pastors! No worries about religious incompatibilties! No worries about the perfect location, as this church can travel to the beach, the casino, your own back yard and even the neighborhood ice rink. Yes folks, it has finally arrived – The Travelling Church! Their website boasts “Tie the knot” wherever you wish……….YOU decide, we will provide a church for you !!”. And you can even wear “high heels” – imagine that!
Registered in the Guinness World Records 2004 for being the world’s largest Inflatable church in the world
One of the world’s VERY FIRST inflatable churches is here to allow couples to get married wherever their hearts desire. The attention to detail is heavenly complete with plastic “stained glass” windows and airbrush artwork which replicates the traditional church. Inside it has an inflatable organ, altar, pulpit, pews, candles and a gold cross. (Can non-Christians remove the cross without fear?) Even the doors are flanked by air-filled angels. The church can be built in 2 hours and dis-assembled in less than one. (At least you’ll be able to say that your marriage lasted longer than the church!) Marry anywhere!!! even renewing your vows if you’re already married. (You can marry here, even if you don’t want to legally. Who’s the wiser?) Now we can bring the church to the bride rather than the other way around. It can be set up anywhere, from your garden to Malibu beach, it’s up to you. No problem with “high heels.”
Where did I find The Inflatable Church? At Missouri Trailer Trash, where else?