Hillary In Hot Water — Again

February 24, 2005

“Five years ago, Aaron Tonken was riding high, hobnobbing with Hollywood celebrities and helping to raise millions for the Senate bid of first lady Hillary Clinton. Last month, a federal court un sealed an indictment charging the national finance director for Mrs. Clinton’s 2000 campaign, David Rosen, with four counts of causing false reports to be filed with the Federal Election Commission. All of those charges stem from a star-studded August 12, 2000, gala fund-raiser that (Aaron) Tonken organized and billed as a “Hollywood Salute” to President Clinton.”

Where is Tonken today? He is in a federal prison serving a 63-month sentence for mail and wire fraud. Just another example of “Friends of The Clintons”. While Bill and Hillary seem to always escape scrutiny, riding out of Dodge on their white steeds, their friends end up under indictment, in prison or dead. Just food for thought. You can read more about this latest Clinton scandal at today’s New York Sun.

Oh Those Incontinentals!

February 24, 2005

With a Hush and a Whisper, Bush Drops Town Hall Meeting with Germans

The American moonbats are in a tizzy because the Bush delegation supposedly canceled a townhall meeting in Germany. If the German news reports ARE accurate, I feel certain that it was for good reason, as no red-blooded American would want to see a gaggle of Euro-niks attempt to embarrass our country. Remember, most of Europe is Socialist and worse; they are infested with more moonbats than we can imagine here in the U.S. This article was written by “one of them” – a genuine Euroweenie, so it cannot be relied upon for accuracy or truthfulness. While our President was a guest in Belgium, the Belgians came up with their own little stunt. They planned on having their countrymen pee on Old Glory and President Bush. Of course they had not thought it completely through, as Belgian men are all ‘Sitzpinklern’ (“wimps” in German). So once again, that supposedly dumb Texas Cowboy, outwitted them all. Not really, as “everyone” knows it was Karl Rove and his Merry Band of Texas ‘Stehpinkeln’ (“cowboys” in German) who printed all those “Piss on Me” posters.

Stehpinkeln und Sitzpinklern

Frank’s Towing of Arlington

February 24, 2005

It is always fun to go poking around American Daughter Media Center. They get some really unusual pictures there. This is a slide show about towing. It could be a set-up scene, someone filming for America’s Funniest Videos, but it can still crack your ribs, so careful!

The Perfect Church

February 23, 2005

Have you been wanting to marry in a church, but cannot find one? Here is the perfect church for you! No worries about pesky interviews with priests and pastors! No worries about religious incompatibilties! No worries about the perfect location, as this church can travel to the beach, the casino, your own back yard and even the neighborhood ice rink. Yes folks, it has finally arrived – The Travelling Church! Their website boasts “Tie the knot” wherever you wish……….YOU decide, we will provide a church for you !!”. And you can even wear “high heels” – imagine that!

Registered in the Guinness World Records 2004 for being the world’s largest Inflatable church in the world

The Inflatable Church Web Site

One of the world’s VERY FIRST inflatable churches is here to allow couples to get married wherever their hearts desire. The attention to detail is heavenly complete with plastic “stained glass” windows and airbrush artwork which replicates the traditional church. Inside it has an inflatable organ, altar, pulpit, pews, candles and a gold cross. (Can non-Christians remove the cross without fear?) Even the doors are flanked by air-filled angels. The church can be built in 2 hours and dis-assembled in less than one. (At least you’ll be able to say that your marriage lasted longer than the church!) Marry anywhere!!! even renewing your vows if you’re already married. (You can marry here, even if you don’t want to legally. Who’s the wiser?) Now we can bring the church to the bride rather than the other way around. It can be set up anywhere, from your garden to Malibu beach, it’s up to you. No problem with “high heels.”

Where did I find The Inflatable Church? At Missouri Trailer Trash, where else?

Poppies Grow On Flanders Fields

February 22, 2005

France and Belgium Reap What They Have Sown

22 February 2005 19 November 2004 18 July 2004 24 June 2004 15 June 2004 14 June 2004 3 May 2004 3 May 2004 29 July 2003 1 April 2003 Snopes.com American Heroes Repatriation Act of 2003, HR 1265

While the poppies continue to bloom on the Flanders battlefield graves of two World Wars where American blood was spilled, today, 22 February 2005, a new generation of Belgians are urinating on the flag that those heroes carried into battle. The new Belgians are showing their gratitude and respect for their grandparents’ redemption by peeing on pictures of the American President. How times can change and how minds can forget, although many, many U.S. citizens will not soon forget such a disgraceful insult by the tiny nation of Belgium.

Peacekeepers as Predators

February 22, 2005

Wolves in Sheep’s Clothing, The United Nations under the leadership of Secretary General Kofi Annan.

According to the “Economist”, a U.N. probe is even considering the possibility that MONUC (UN Mission in Congo) has been infiltrated by “organized pedophiles who recruit their friends..”

The Weekly Standard

Belgians PEE on Old Glory & Bush!

February 22, 2005

Oh, Why Can’t Americans Be More Like the Euros?
Remember all the palaver about Americans causing shame to the rest of the world by our brutish manners and lack of intellect? Is this the way we should behave? “PISS OFF A Belgian novelty shows what the good people of Brussels really think about George W. Bush”. Posting stickers on public toilets with the face of President Bush and an American flag, while our leader is their guest. Are not the Euros supposed to so be oh, so much more cultured and erudite than we Rubes from across the pond? What if the leader of Belgium were a guest of our White House, and people working in the White House were to design such posters in reverse? Of course, we would never do that. Where would they get such ideas that it is proper to do it to our leader? How about here? How do the Democrats feel about people all over Belgium urinating on the American flag? The Belgians replied that they would not behave in such manner if we had elected John Kerry. If this were being done by a group of wackos, I would not be so outraged. However, this insult is coming from the official Belgium government. The person who designed the posters on Belgium government time, is the press spokesman for Belgium’s Vice Prime Minister, who happens to be the official host of our President. If you are a Bush hater, does it bother you that the Belgians are not urinating on President Bush, but they are peeing on you, me and the rest of the citizens of the USA, including our soldiers in harms’ way. How do you feel that they are peeing on OLD GLORY? All Americans, including left-wingers, should be justifiably PISSED OFF!

Belgium Offensive by Powerline

Join the Mob!

February 22, 2005

Why? Because Mother Knows Best. http://www.MOB.org

Their motto: “When the powerful no longer act responsibly, then it is our responsibility to take the power away from them.”
Barbara Ehrenreich
Writer, Activist, Novelist
Commencement Speech,
Barnard College, 2004

Earth to the MOB! Who gave them the power in the first place? And how does the MOB take it away from them? That’s right – At the voting booth! So what else is new?

Algore Springs Eternal

February 22, 2005

Algore 2008 Website
Algore 2008

Are You a Moonbat?

February 21, 2005

I was wondering about the definition of “Moonbat”, and it almost seems to be how the Democrats describe their own left-wing fanatics. Here is an explanation written by Hundred Percenters News Wires, MichNews.com, December 28, 2004.

“Before we leave 2004, HundredPercenter wants to make sure that the phrase ‘left wing moonbat’ is properly defined. The year 2004, as far as HP is concerned, will forever be the year when the moonbats broke the Democrat establishment, and turned the DNC into a traveling circus act for all the world to laugh and jeer at. Therefore, it is imperative that we define them now, for the sake of historical reference.”

Their list inspired me to build upon it a bit, and here is the collaborative result:


* You are a moonbat if you believe Michael Moore is a great patriot.

* You are a moonbat if the War on Terror means the defeat of George Bush.

* You are a moonbat if you thought France would have sent troops to Iraq, if only John Kerry had been elected.

* You are a moonbat if you believe Hollywood stars are the “heart and soul” of America.

* You are a moonbat if you believe Islam really is a religion of peace.

* You are a moonbat if you wear environmentally friendly garments.

* You are a moonbat if you believe KFC is committing the holocaust of chickens.

* You are a moonbat if you have protested against globalization or Starbucks.

* You may be a supreme left wing moonbat if the protest was more than 1,000 miles away from where you reside.

* You are a moonbat if you believe the NY Times is a centrist newspaper without an agenda.

* You are a moonbat if you cried when Dan Rather and Tom Brokaw resigned.

* You are a moonbat if you voted Dennis Kucinich for President.

* You are a moonbat if a Christmas tree offends you.

* You are a moonbat if you believe the Iraqi terrorists are the good guys.

* You are a moonbat if you believe Eminem and P. Diddy are the voices of the young generation.

* You are a moonbat if you drive an electric car.

* You are a supreme left wing moonbat if you drive an electric car and own a Gulfstream jet.

* You are a moonbat if you have posted on DemocraticUnderground more than 100 times.

* You are a moonbat if you take Jon Stewart seriously.

* You are a moonbat if you listen to Air America for news.

* You are a moonbat if you believe Rush Limbaugh is evil.

* You are a moonbat if you think taxes are too low.

* You are a moonbat if you went to a Woodstock concert, more than once.

* You are a moonbat if you believe Howard Dean will make a great DNC Chairman.

* You are a moonbat if you moved to Canada because Bush won the election.

* You are a moonbat if you thought Arafat was a great leader.

* You are a moonbat if your name is George Soros.

* You are a moonbat if you have attended a gay marriage ceremony.

* You are a moonbat if you wore a Che Guevara t-shirt to work.

* You are a moonbat if you believe Al Gore invented the internet.

* You are a moonbat if you question what the definition of is–is.

* You are a moonbat if you still believe John Kerry won the election.

* You are a moonbat if you went to Israel or Iraq to be a human shield.

* You are a moonbat if you consider the events at Abu Ghraib a worse atrocity than the treatment of American POWs at Abu Graib during the Gulf War.

* You are a supreme left wing moonbat if you believe the beheading of innocent civilians is fair game.

* You are a moonbat if you were insulted by these definitions.

* You are a supreme far-left-wing-feather moonbeam-addled moonbat if all of these definitions apply to you.