The Perfect Church

Have you been wanting to marry in a church, but cannot find one? Here is the perfect church for you! No worries about pesky interviews with priests and pastors! No worries about religious incompatibilties! No worries about the perfect location, as this church can travel to the beach, the casino, your own back yard and even the neighborhood ice rink. Yes folks, it has finally arrived – The Travelling Church! Their website boasts “Tie the knot” wherever you wish……….YOU decide, we will provide a church for you !!”. And you can even wear “high heels” – imagine that!

Registered in the Guinness World Records 2004 for being the world’s largest Inflatable church in the world

The Inflatable Church Web Site

One of the world’s VERY FIRST inflatable churches is here to allow couples to get married wherever their hearts desire. The attention to detail is heavenly complete with plastic “stained glass” windows and airbrush artwork which replicates the traditional church. Inside it has an inflatable organ, altar, pulpit, pews, candles and a gold cross. (Can non-Christians remove the cross without fear?) Even the doors are flanked by air-filled angels. The church can be built in 2 hours and dis-assembled in less than one. (At least you’ll be able to say that your marriage lasted longer than the church!) Marry anywhere!!! even renewing your vows if you’re already married. (You can marry here, even if you don’t want to legally. Who’s the wiser?) Now we can bring the church to the bride rather than the other way around. It can be set up anywhere, from your garden to Malibu beach, it’s up to you. No problem with “high heels.”

Where did I find The Inflatable Church? At Missouri Trailer Trash, where else?

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